When Spiderleg steps out of the den, ask many of your Clanmates (preferably friends) to crowd around him and say the following:
"WOW!!! Nice legs! You gotta tell me how you got them!"
*Wolf whistle*
Applaud.
Then piss him off by doing this everywhere he goes. You can run Spiderleg, but you can't hide... NICE LEGS!
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50 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of ThunderClan
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