Goodbye Harold

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*****Breaking news! Our famous healthy giraffe, Harold the Health Jizzer Head, has recently been found discapitated at your local McDonald's bin. God knows where the rest of him is. Rest in peace, Harold, the health thruster. *****

gelralds POV

I guess I'm a god now, because I know where the rest of him is. Since he said I was, and this was his word, "intrested in incest," I decided to do a little necrophilia on my hot, big-assed cousin Harold, and gahhdayum was his hole tight. I'm not a bad person; I just did what he told everyone about, so he didn't consider me a lair. C'mon, I am the good guy here; you probably didn't know, but Harold raped someone; he's a little shit.

Oh, if you want to know where I put his body, I grinded it up, cooked it into pies, and gave it to the homeless. To be honest, I'm such a good person, giving to the homeless. I've done better things than Harold has done, and I can't wait to take his spot as Harold the Jizzer. To be fair, it would be better if it was Gerold the Gizzer because it's an alliteration, and that automatically makes it better than Harold.

Time skips"

"How do you feel about Harold's death?!" "Are you going to take his spot?!" "DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED HIM!!??" All this and all that, why does he still get even more attenion when that jizzy giraffe is in a lot of people's fieces, I know harold hated homeless people, so i decided he can be in multiple homless people's shits.

BREAKING NEWS! Gerold, harold cousin just confirmed him saying he is going too be the next hea;th gizzer, Oh god! we are saved, lets hear some words from gerold. "I loved my cousin.. maybe a bit oo much the way he looked at me-..., WHA!? I'm just trying to save i miss Harold and i loved him even more then a lover- i meant brother, R est in peace my big assed cousin".