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Dexter's Laboratory

This story is an exaggeration based off of a show called Dexter's Laboratory. Dexter is a child genius, and built a huge laboratory behind his bookshelf. Even though Dexter keeps a password in order to enter his lab, his sister, Dee Dee (stupid *butt* name), keeps entering in, and wrecking his stuff.

"Oh my *fuggin'* god Dee Dee!! How many times have I told you not to enter into mah laboratory", cried Dexter as Dee Dee walked in nervously.

"Um, like never," replied Dee Dee.

I have to tell remind myself to build a "destroy Dee Dee defense" that destroys her the moment she walks in here.

Dee Dee was walking around the lab, as if she were looking for something. As she walked around, she spotted an object in the corner of the room and picked it up. She walked the disk up, and showed it to Dexter. The disk was the color of coal, and was about the size of a DVD disk. On the disk were the words, Daquan's Mixtape: Allahu Akbar Edition.

"Dexter, can I borrow this CD for music on tomorrow?" asked Dee Dee.

"Why?"

"Oh, our music teacher, Mr. Niggemeyer, told us that we had to do a project about a song that we liked, and also to include information about the artist"

"No"

Suddenly her face had gone from a pinkish color to a pale white. "Go fuq yourself, you *female dog*", said Dee Dee in disappointment. Dee Dee ran out of the laboratory crying.

"Wait, Dee Dee, wait!!" cried Dexter as he ran after her. He realized that there was no way that he would be able to stop her, so he walked back to his desk and grabbed the disk.

Maybe I should listen to this.

He inserted the disk into the music player, and waited until it read, Daquan's Mixtape: Allahu Akbar Edition. The player had played a loud music that sounded like a dying pterodactyl. The music player suddenly turned into flames, and quickly spread throughout the laboratory.

NOOOOO!!!!! If this laboratory is going to go into flames, then so am I.

Dexter had jumped into a pile of flames, and within moments had died.

The End.