UNWANTED MARRIAGE HITCHED BY FATE

•Chapter ~5•

                      " ASHNEER
                         PARATHA
                         KACCHA
                            AUR
                           SADIA "

The Scene shifted to :-

Dr Thapar's Bungalow ,

10.00 AM (IST) IN THE MORNING...

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AUTHOR POV:-

Early morning dawn begin with the chirping sound of bird . As the sun rays kissing her cheeks from the window pane . Her beautiful sleep ia disturbed by none other than the yelling and screaming on the top of the lungs noise from the adjacent room . She just covered her ears by pressing pillow to avoid his irritating voice landing on her ears . But this man doesn't have inbuilt silencer in his butt and in his voice box speaker also ( not in the mood to stop his bloody fucking nonsense voice ).
Meanwhile yawning and strecthing her hands and legs she got up from the bed by cursing him with her colourful words , " pata nahi yeh janwar ke gharwale kaise sehte hai isko subhe subhe pata nahi kiski sahamat aayi hongi manus kahika !!!!
Badtameez beda gark !! ho iss janwar ka subhe subhe kon itna fatte huyein loudspeaker jaise chilata hai. Fatta huya besura tanpura. Pura din kharab jaayenga . She got up and went to washroom to finish her early morning chores.
Ashneer while taking on the phone come out of his room and Sadia is also walking in the same directon . Both of them collided witj each other and their forehead bombarded with each other .
By rubbing his forehead he replied saying to her,

"AKAAL KE SAATH SAATH AANKHEIN BHI DAAN DEKAR AAYI HO KYA DEKHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTI KYA TUM ?? "
LOGON KA SIR FODNA HAI TOH JAO JAKAR HOSPITAL MEIN POSTMORTEM KARO NA MERA MAGAZ KYUN FAAD RAHI HOO SUBHE SUBHE TAKKAR MAAR KAR".

As soon as their head bombarded Sadia winced in pain by rubbing her forehead with palm screamed out saying ," Yaah Allah !!!! Aaaaahhhhh Ammi replied him in a anger started bickering

" Begairat Insaan Tum bhi Andhe ho kya Apne Aankhon ke Button kudedaan Mein fekhkar aaye ho kya Dekhkar Nahi Chal Sakte Tum
Badtameez Magrur Aadmi !!! ".

Ashneer gave her befitted reply her Saying back ," Kisne bola bola subhe subhe bin laagam ki ghodi ki tarah marathon daudne ke liye bina . Upar se aankhon mein jeen ( horseback saddle ) nahi bandhi hai toh 6 ft ka aadmi kaise dikhenga tumhe jao jakar acche doctor ko dikhao apni yeh brown gotiya ( brown eyes).

Sadia wanted to reply him back but he made her shutting her mouth saying ," Just Shut up !!!! Chup Bilkul chup !!! Ek aur shabd nahi Band karo Apni Subhe Subhe 93.8 FM ke Radio ki tarah Taouuuu Taouuu Bakwas ... karke mere kaano ke pardeh nahi faado .
Jao Bhook lagi hai toh jakar breakfast mein apni Zero figure ghaasfuswala breakfast khao yaha par lambe electric pole ki tarah khade hokar Mera bheja mat khao..
Haato Mere Raaste Se..... Meine kaha haato " Pagal Doctorrrrr !!!!

Meanwhile , Swarna Appeared infront of them for calling them to have a breakfast .
She started giggling and chuckling out loudly by witnessing this two cat-dog fight saying , " Chachu Aur Dia aunty aap dono ko abhi 3 times aur head bang karna padega "
Warna aap dono ke Singh Nikal aayenge. Aisa Mumma Kehti hai .
Commonnn!!! Chachu and dia Aunty teen baar karo !!!
Ashneer replied Swarna Saying,
" Its a Silly Stupid fact Swaru "
I won't do it. Sab bakwas aur Rubbish baatein hai yeh and he continously starring and glaring at Sadia in his Angry mood.
Swarna is hella angry on Ashneer's behaviour with Sadia
She pouted her lips and by folding her hands ordered him saying,
" Its a bad manners Chachu Aise rudely baat nahi karte Mumma Kehti hai Girls se pyaar se baatein karte hai ". Chalo Chachu jaldi se " Dia" Aunty ko kaan pakadkar Sorry bolo.
Ashneer just pissed off by Swarna request but atlast he said ," Sorry !!! Doctor . Swarna is stubborn like her mother saying him ," offfo Chachu !!! ( by doing acting she taught him how to hold ears properly and saying a genuine sorry)
{But he didn't have any option so he did as swarna said }
Aise nahi Acchese Apne pehle kaan pakado na aur " I am sorry bolo ".
Ashneer replied Sadia Saying ," I am Sorry doctorrrr ".