Fuck Wttf

Ooh, CHEECH! Part wun

Hello fellow horrow shows - or freak shows, if you will. Today I speak of the issue at hand. Welcome to the Freakshow.

Welcome to the freakshow! Welcome to the freakshow! 'N weee're the freaks!

Let us get to the point! The story begins with a privileged princess who is sadly ignored by her famiwy. Her siblings are treated the same (*or not, I may have forgotten. Vaginal teeth were more important a detail to the lore than the main self-insert character's own familial relationships). One sibling, the aforementioned Hawk, ate his newborn sister (*whole. The author has a vore fetish). He is apparently schizophrenic (*all of the characters are riddled with poorly researched mental illness. The author tried to diagnose me several times.) and majorly fat (*this is a point. Because he is a cannibal and eats people The author has a vore fetish) genderfluid stripper who was admittedly based on the authors fucking sibling. I'm going to cry, man. His dad hates him because he is a sensitive boy. He goes on a gary stu killing spree and runs away to wear his daddy's clothes (he never changes unless it is into his gay stripper outfit. God knows where he got that what with him being a homeless recluse and all...) and stalk his sister because nobody liked him.

That is all Hawk does. He has a girlfriend-wife sort of thing, but the author forgot about it after obsessing over it for a week. In the story, the authors self insert gets White Feather (wifey) killed because she was mad at Hawk. And my "therapist" thought my cheating fantasy was bad Haha!! Anywho, we now head onto GWUNNUH. This is the author's self insert. It is straight up mary sue shite. It has always been her insert with absolutely no deviation aside from the fantastical Runaway Royalty gets with Unstable Badboy Demon. Sorry I could never be a demon, I was only ever the seer. I see how badly you really only want to fuck Jay Wing. You will let anybody be with you so long as you can live in your pathetic headspace. Mine is made to adapt. You sit in your chamber of stagnant moldy scum circling the same statements of "love". You love the idea of Jay Wing. My god, you've got me quoting Bo Burnham again! Maybe you will restore my mindset and drag me down into your pit of sorrow and echoes of disgrace. You drag everybody down with your pathetic whinging. Jay Wing is not real and I do not desire to fill his role.

 You fetishize trans people, madmen, lesbians, and evil. Yet you understand not the lengths of ANY of those topics. WHY doesn't Jay Wing use his magic to grow a dick? Why did you need to add toothy vaginas and then draw him teasing his. You had a BREAKDOWN over if you could call yourself 'lesbian' because of me. Yet you quick switch for your new darling boy, huh? So much for being afraid of cismen and only willing to date a trans one. I guess it really does take a real man to change a lesbian, huh.
This self insert had kids at 16 because she wanted people to feel sorry for her character. The author has a very obvious and constant need to narc for attention. Welcome to the Shitshow is riddled with plotholes and edgy content all for the sake of begging the audience to hold empathy for the characters. Gwennie has more kids after dying (the author is an admitted necrophile) and then nothing happens for decades.

Gwerttie is finally killed a second time by Hawk. We could have just had this end far sooner if the first time she died meant fucking anything at all. When she is murdered by the fat gay stripper (Who is already dead himself. He leaves the "gloom realm" constantly. Nothing happens to him. Nobody else tries. Why did he even need to be killed the first time?), Jay Wing sobs or some shit. It's pinned on him despite knowledge of "dark spirits" existing being full and well. Nothing is ever explained so I will present it as if it is entirely wrong. The author could fix all of these issues in a week if she bothered to give a shit. Nothing really happens, because the author lost interest in The Mind Electric after everybody else did (the author does whatever current teen society is doing at the time), and doesn't want to research any procedures because that may be boring. Then the self insert randomly comes back to life. When asked how or why, the author got flustered and upset and said she did not know. Guess I'll ask mf casper.

Jay Wing dies eventually. He was already a zombie (the author has a necrophilia fetish) who was rotting and had to deal with that. But, like his schizophrenia, it is not often mentioned in true plot and only fetishized. During the author's brief psychology interest, she "studied" schizophrenia for a week and then forgot about it. With dark spirits being a confirmed and REAL obstacle for many people... Why is he considered insane? This story is due for a major scrap and rewrite. This could be fixed, but the author will just cry for comfort instead of trying to improve. Like always.

In Hazbin Hotel Dreamland (worse than when I ripped the style. At least my stories are all my own. I take inspiration from superstitions and my beliefs. Fuck you for calling me mad and fuck you for saying I would be inspired by your junk! You are so self obsessed and yet SO insecure. I would hate you if I cared that much, but you are SO fun to study. I always thought myself better than you and hey - that was part of the appeal. At least I know I'm a jerk) Rant aside, haha... In the HHDL, the "gloom realm", whatever the fuck you want to happen can happen and nothing comes of it. It is very boring. I bet it looks like Detroit.

Feather Tail is based on the author and her sibling. She is noted more than once as being a "sociopath", yet only acts blankly retarded. Her character is more offensive than my wording because she is actually meant to be autistic! Stereotypes and cliches are common in the Freakshow. Huh, isn't that weird? Freakshow... Common stereoty... You get it.

These are our main characters! I would introduce myself, but you should know who I am. Either way, I am only some bastard with 4000 names.