As Jesús walked into Shreks swamp, Jesus thinks 'Im hard 🥹' while Shrek leaves his bathroom, He thinks a stranger enters his swamp. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAM-" "ITS ME DADDY PLS DONT SPANK ME 🥺🥺" "I'm sorry baba grill I thought u were midget Allison trying to show off her big shiny forhead 🥺💔💔"
Jesus yells "BUT IM A MIDGET 💔"
Shrek tells him "NO BBG UR A SLAY MIDGET UR SLAY PRINCESS 😫💕💕"
"Oh right i slay princes 👁 🫦 👁 "
"Yes baba grill now lets go in my house ❤️"
They enter the ugly torn up house that belonged to Jesus's daddy Shrek
"I MADE DISCHARGE SOUP BBG❤️🔥❤️🔥" Shrek yelled, "OMGGGGGG TY DADDY ❤️"
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FanfictionJesus x Shrek 😫❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️❤️💕💕👵👵👺👺😭😭🥺🥺🏹🏹🫦🫦💔💔💀💀🧎♀️🧎♀️📸📸👁👁😍😍😰😰😨😨😟😟😫😫😫🥵🥵🥹🥹 (JESÚS IS MY CLASSMATE ITS NOT LIKE.. JESUS CHRIST I PROMISE)