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I just wanted to say that this story was forced out of me, like I was figuratively held at gun point by SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!
This story is absolute POOPY CACAS in other words AN OBESE MOUND OF SHIT!!!
If it is to continue it is for the amusement of the people, by people I mean the 2 people that bothered to read this.
Shall sir douche apple return?
Let me know.

Slap them bitches and hoes,
Alycat

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