It was the bright morning, not a soul was heard, all was at peace with the world, as if i were the only person in the galaxy. I had just walked into the kitchen to make myself some breakfast, oatmeal with apples and sugar was my first choice. Suddenly i get startled by a fierce knock on the door, maybe it's my dog blue returning from the skeleton war? no, It is the postman. "Good morning! i have a package for an Ivy Richards." he squawked, "Oh, that's me." i answered. He handed me the package and left our residence, i wonder whom it's from. Checking all around the small box for an explanation to who sent this to me, i did not find one. Finally i decide i should open the box to see what it possesses, it could be anything, perhaps it's a candle made from the burnt CD of Shrek two, or it's the book i ordered. I work up the courage to open the package, It is a note. Scanning the piece of paper carefully i see who it's from, Blue! My puppy dog had gone to the skeleton war to fight for the better console, Xbox or ps4. I read the letter, it said "To ivy, i am returning home from the skeleton war, it is over, the humans and skeletons of the world have finally decided on one gaming system. They have chosen WiiU. Everything is at peace now, see you soon. - Blue" I could feel tears starting to well up in my eyes, tears of happiness. This is the most important thing to ever happen, Blue is coming home and the console skeleton war has finally rested.
Lesson 8 part 1
I recall that my most embarrassing moment was when i was only 17 years old. It was a sunny afternoon when i was walking my dog, Blue. We happened to come across Freddy Fazbears Pizza, i could feel Blues eyes begging me to go inside. I was hungry for some cardboard tasting pizza so we entered the greasy restaurant with such quickness as a rabbit jacked up on cocaine and Mentos. As soon as we arrive the first thing we see is a giant group of children celebrating a birthday, In front of the children, on the table was an order of Freddy Fazbears Ultra Mega Mono Radtacular Jumbo pizza, the biggest piece of cardboard on the restaurants menu. Blue, upon seeing this walked up to the table asking the kids if they wanted to see a trick. He then ate an entire slice of the gargantuan pizza in one single chomp. The owners of the restaurant saw this feat, terrified of what power that Blue the dog possessed. They then decided it would be safest for everyone if Blue was locked away, never to harm anyone with his power again. This was an extremely embarrassing and terrifying situation to be in, thank goodness no lives were taken. The trauma of the children's childhood and the moistness of the greasy pizzeria still remained.
