We're the bad guys.

Prologue: The cafe.

The scene opens up in a seemingly empty diner, the tables all had food and coffee on it, but no customers, the camera then pans towards the causes of it.

Mr snake glares at wolf, they just wouldn't let up about it, he just wanted to come to their favourite coffee place, sit at their favourite window seat booth and have something to drink and eat with them before the heist. They enjoyed this place, service was always super fast for them.

Snake- Stop it.

Wolf grins at him with his famous smile, but snake just continues to glare at him.

Wolf- I'll stop, as soon as you explain it to me.

Snake glares, not interested in telling his friend why.

Snake- Just please drop it.

Wolf- Okay, I'll drop it, it's on the floor.

Snake smiles a bit and goes to add some sugar into his coffee.

Wolf- But why though.

Snake- UUUUGGGGHHHHH.

He growls as he stirs in his sugar as wolf continued to pry.

Wolf- Come on, You got present, decorations and cake-

Snake- Look, I don't need presents, I hate decorations and...I'm not a cake guy.

Wolf stares in shock as snake goes for some more sugar.

Wolf- What, come on, cakes amazing, name one food better than cake.

Snake immediately perks up, grins maliciously and picks up a spoon.

Snake- guinea pig.

Wolf just stares as snake locks his lips in thought, oh, how he would just kill someone for a guinea pig right now, he loved swallowing those cute little furballs.

Wolf- Really, again with the Guinea pigs.

Snake just ignores him as he proceeds to put all of the sugar into his drink as wolf snickers.

?- Really man, that's messed up.

Snake glares at their third companion, Mr raptor, the gangs newest recruit. He was sitting next to wolf, eating his lunch of the house special, all day breakfast, bacon, eggs, pancakes, the works.

Snake- Says the one eating breakfast for lunch, and they say I'm evil.

Raptor- Hey, screw off, the pancakes here are to die for, just the right amount of fluffyness.

Snake- Try guinea pigs, their super fluffy.

Wolf- I bet if I blindfolded you, you couldn't tell the difference between a guinea pig and a skunk.

Snake- WRONG, snakes have impeccable taste buds, I can taste air.

Raptor- You can taste air.

Snake- Yeah.

He stretches his neck up and flicks his tongue around.

Snake- "grins" Nice.

Raptor just goes back to his food as wolf just chuckles nervously.

Wolf- Yeah, i-its just....their a....their a bit too cute for my taste.

Snake- That's the point, your not just eating a guinea pig, it's about what the pig represents on a deeper level, the pureness of it all, your eating pure goodness.

Raptor-.......................So you can taste air.

Snakes grin fades as he groans, knowing what's about to happen.

Snake- Forget I said anything.

Wolf- Heh, c-can you see sound.

Raptor- Or hear colors.

Snake- okay, get out, get it all out now.

Wolf- Cause if that's true, you could capitalize on that.

Snake- Both of you, drop it, or I'll tell webs about who you've been "eyein" these last few days.

Raptor drops his fork as sweat begins to fall down his face and neck.

Snake- I'm mean, I guess the reporter is cute-

Raptor- OKAY, okay.

Wolf- That's harsh bud.

Snake shrugs as he horrocks up an alarm clock.

Snake- Look at that, 4-o-clock, now I know the exact time our friendship died.

They all chuckle as they walk out of the booth.

Snake- So you got the check buddy.

Wolf- Really, leaving me with the check again.

Snake- Well it is my birthday.

Wolf- Oh, now you play the birthday card.

Raptor looks over to the other customers and sighs.

Raptor- I hate that we can't go anywhere without people screaming at us, we're just here to eat.

Snake- You kindin, the service is great here.

Raptor looks towards the walls to find all the customers pressed against the walls in fear. They walk up to the counter and ring the bell.

Wolf- Hey, can I get a check.......checkity checkity check check.

Raptor sighs and places the money on the table.

Raptor- Money's on the counter, have a nice day.

He looks over to see a woman walk out of the bathroom, see them and scream, she drops her purse, raptor goes over and gives it to her, she stares in shock.

Raptor- Who says bad guys don't have manners.

He walks back over as snake glares.

Snake- Your too soft.

Raptor- And your too hard.

Snake- Come on, it's fun messing with these guys, after all, they never know if there'll be a-SNAKE ATTACK.

He jumps at the customers, scaring the crap out of them as he laughs, he looks over and spots a bowl of mints.

Snake- Oh, mints.

He flips the bowl into his mouth and swallows it whole.

Wolf- Sorry everyone, tryin to switch him to decaf.

The three of them lean against the door and nod at each other.

R/w/s- Let's do this.

" To be continued"