Ryan Reynolds is a sad piss baby. He emo and sad and emo and emo. He tired of perfect rich life and hot and sexily wife. He hate wife. Wife no pleasure him. Wife not sexily. One day while Ryan Reynolds was sitting on his rich people couch in his rich people living room there was a knock on his rich people door. When he opened the door all he saw was a lonely amazon package. "Omg thank you daddy Bezoz", Ryan says out loud and picks up the package. Ryan set the package on the table and started to open it. "I wonder what special present daddy Bezoz got me this time", Ryan thought and blushed to himself.
When Ryan opened the box all he saw was a pack of Uno cards. "Wtf is this", Ryan said and held up the Uno cards. "I don't want this shit", Ryan yelled as he threw the cards across the rich person living room and stormed off to his room. When Ryan opened the door to his room he was flabbergasted at what he saw. Ryan's wife was getting fucked by both Deadpool and Green Lanturn!!!!!!! "Wife how could you do this to me", Ryan creamed in sadness. "Sorry but the comic book characters you played are so much hotter and sexier than you... they also have a bigger penis than you", Ryan's wife moaned. The penis comment sent Ryan over the edge. He picked up all three of them and threw them out of the house and into an abandoned Chuck E Cheese.
Ryan then cried a lot because he's a little piss baby ;). He grabbed the pack of Uno cards and started to caress it. "Your all I got now baby, it's us against the word", Ryan said to the Uno cards which was really fucking weird. Ryan than began to open the pack of Uno cards and saw the Unoussy. "Damn babygirl that Unoussy bout to make me act up", Ryan said and licked his lips. Ryan then procedded to take of his super Mario themed pants and stuck his dick into the Unoussy. He thrusted in and out of it until he moaned Walt Disney's Disneyland opening day speech and creamed into the Uno cards.
Suddenly someone knocked on the door and Ryan ran to the door. "This better not be my bitch whore wife" Ryan grumbled as he opened the door. "Hey shawty it's me Lin Manuel Miranda", Lin Manuel Miranda said to Ryan Reynolds as sitcom music played in the backround. "Hey sexy what are you doing here", Ryan said to LMM. "Well I ordered a pack of Uno cards... don't ask why... and I heard from daddy Bezoz that it got sent to your mansion", Lin Manual Miranda said and bit his lip sexily. "Umm so about those Uno cards... I may have fucked them but I can buy you new ones", Ryan said with a smile. "Oh no it's fine I was gonna fuck the Uno cards anyways", said Linussy as he walked into Ryan's house. He ripped off his clothes and fucked the Unoussy. He moaned his hit song We Don't Talk About Bruno and creamed into the Uno cards. "Fuck that was so sexy", moaned Ryan. "Give me your cream papi", Lin Manuel Miranda said and pressed his lips onto Ryan's. The two then fell in love because nothing screams falling in love more than fucking a pack of Uno cards :)
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."- Walt Disney
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