Y/n's pov
"You want me to massage your forehead?" That dumbfuck tried to brush his finger tips on my forehead after tip toeing near my dizzy figure on the bed.
"You want me to choke you to death?" I shot a glare at him massaging my temple gently.
I swear- I'll end up killing him before these 7 dates shit- his hints are getting worse day by day. Like WHO TF GIVES A HINT ABOUT AMUSEMENT PARK BY SPINNING THEIR WIFE ON A FUCKING CHAIR LIKE A MANIAC!!!!!
"Ahhh miannnn- I didn't knew just two spins will lead to this" he said, fidgeting with the chair's arm rest, the same chair on which he was spinning me like a fucking top spinner a few minutes ago.
" TWOOO?!! come here then, I'll spank you just TWO times bitch!. " I jumped from the bed chasing him all around the house with my iconic slipper in my left hand.
"YAHH don't call me a bitch!" He jumped on the dining table, making sure not to step on any crockery.
"Or else what? Whatchu gonna do BITCH" I threw my slipper aiming right at his illegally handsome face.
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"It looks more beautiful from here than it looked on the internet" I entered the gate of this huge glorious amusement park with a red nosed dipshit.
"I know right, you wanna eat something first?"
"Umm oka-" my wrist got pulled by this big baby who wasn't able to contain his excitement.
"Okay!! We'll eat later. Let's go on that one first." And that's how I got dragged into-
. "what is that called? 'A bouncing bull balcony with couch'?."" It's a DISCO PANG PANG dumbun" he yelled cheerfully.
We were in the line for tickets, and tbh I hate it here. Why do these people gotta stick to each other so much and make the other person non willingly inhale their stinky armpits? Can't you fucking wait for your turn huh?
I kept tapping my feet on the ground while waiting for Taehyung who was in front of me to buy the tickets asap.
I can't bare here anymore- and that's when I felt someone's fingertips brushing my ass; wtf?I immediately turned around to give that asswipe a disgusting judgy look. And so I did. Instead of apologizing he just looked away as if nothing happened. Even if he didn't do that intentionally he SHOULD'VE apologized.
Taehyung's tap on my shoulder dragged me back to reality.
I returned his smile and went with him on the ride. Damn- idk if I can handle that. I trip simply standing sometimes how tf I'll be able to bare this? This ride ain't for the clumsy, centre of gravity deficient person like me.
We got seated on the couch, he told me to grab the support bars behind us, they don't even provide safety belts tf- what if I die?
Imagine having a death certificate, with a coloumn 'cause of death- disco pang pang 💀' that'd sound cool tho- wait what even am I thinking ahhhhhh zkwksksisksks.
The ride started moving and rotating at a steady and slow pace, before I could ask him that 'is it always this slow?' the ride suddenly gave a sudden jerk. My ass got threw in air for a second, shit is about to go down, fuck-
Anything but not this- the creepy guy from before was besides me, I didn't even noticed him until he kept his hand on my lap, veryyyyyyy close to my abdomen making me uncomfortable. I shot him a glare, that was all I could do in that moment.
I was hardly being able to support myself, what can I do? I diverted my gaze from him to Taehyung. He seemed to be enjoying the ride too much, the moment he realised I was staring at him be gave me a concerned what-happened-to-my-baby look.
The moment I realised that he understood something is wrong, I tilted my head towards that creep looking down at my lap which was being rubbed by him.
We were unable to talk at the moment because of the bumpy ride. And ofcourse can't move our hands from the support rod.
The moment he understood the actual scenario- oh god I swear I saw something in his eyes. He was ready to rip apart the world- but :) ofcourse he couldn't man! He was too occupied making his ass stay in place.
So instead of arguing, which was one hundred percent not possible he did something which was one hundred percent not expected by me.
He somehow managed to get one of his arm free and wrapped it around my waist- oh wait he didn't just held onto me. He pulled me closer *bounce* and closer *bounce* one of my leg on his lap *bounce* me being fully seated on his lap-
WTF
"Hold me okay?" He turned my body to face him, my leg on either side of his waist. He pulled me closer one last time by my waist and held onto the support bars again. Not to mention our pubes were brushing against each other because of that bumpy ride and closeness duh-
Having no options left I wrap my arms around his neck, my legs around his waist securely and tightly so I don't fall off. I basically looked like a baby Koala holding onto it's mother lol.
We were so Damn awkward the whole ride- as expected. And yeah he ofcourse beat the shit out of that creep after the ride. At first we thought maybe- MAYBE? it was an accident but as soon as the ride finished he tried to run away and that's how our suspect turned into culprit hehe.
Hi- hehe I'm sowwy for all the wait-
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