The sound of the kindergarten bell ringing brought the kindergarten to momentary silence before the sound of laughter and screaming overtook it once more.
Six year old Dokja grabs his school bag, which was surprisingly heavy (it was filled with books) and ran towards his best friend, Sooyoung.
"Hey Sooyoung, do you think Thomas the tank engine could be a nuclear bomb?"
" To be honest, Thomas creeps me out, look at his creepy face! Blegh."
"So would you prefer 'The Amazing World of Gumball' or 'Thomas the tank engine'?
"What? Obviously Gumball!"
"Yeah, I knew it."
Yup, a totally normal conversation for two six year olds.
And so, they made their way home.
"WOAHHHH THAT'S A COOL ROCK!!" Dokja yells, dashing forward.
Well, they were still six year olds.
"Wait! Don't run so fast or you'll fall-"
"Oomphf!" He fell.
Called it.
"I told you you would, dummy!"
For a split second, Sooyoung swears she felt the world freeze, before Dokja starts bawling his eyes out.
"WH-DOKJA YOUR LEG'S SCRAPED!!!!"
"YOU THINK I DON'T FEEL THAT?? WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Then Sooyoung hears the trees rustle. What.
"dOKJA?!!" A monkey jumps out of the trees. Oh wait, it was just Wukong. Is that binoculars in his hand??
Unfortunately for Sooyoung, the next maniac was already jumping down from the roof of a building. What.
Maniac #2 jumps down perfectly fine and then proceeds to yell, "Dokja??" Oh it was-what's his name? Byssal? Flame gon? Does it even matter?
It seemed the gods decided her life was a joke, as headache No. 3-
W-DANGLES OFF A LADDER ATTACHED TO A PLANE- Ah wait, it was auroral, no surprise there then.
As if these three weren't enough stress, a man who looks Very Suspicious and could probably be arrested for 10 different offences but somehow hasn't literally appears from thin air.
Seriously, what is up with these peop- oh damn, it's SP nevermind.
Somehow, they all pose in perfect sync and say some type of formation thing. When'd they get the time to choreograph that??
Sooyoung wants to cry. 'Stars above.'
Oh right, back to the point.
"Dokja?! Are you okay??"
"WAHHHHHHHH!! OBVIOUSLY NOT!!!!"
And thus, the sobbing resumes.
Of course, these overprotective headaches have to overreact.
"AAAHHHH!!!! WHOS GOT THE FIRST AID KIT????!" Uriel asks, perfectly calm.
"I DO BUT HOW DO I APPLY??" Oh my god, 'byss gon.
" SHOULD WE BRING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL????" FOR WHAT WUKONG FIND OUT IF HE FRACTURED HIS SKULL DISLOCATED ALL HIS LIMBS AND LOST 10ML OF BLOOD??
Ah. Sooyoung isn't old enough for this. So she lies down on the cold hard floor and snores.
SP, probably the sanest of the three, asks,"Pass me the kit."
"WAHTT??? Why should i?" 'byss yells abck, indignant.
SP looks like he's lost all his sanity in the span of 2 seconds and is rethinking all his life choices.
"Why?? SO I CAN BANDAGE DOKJA???" SP yells back, losing his shits.
This was perfectly fine.
As they argue, a stray six year old Yoo Jonghyuk manages to spot the 4 maniacs surrounding a wailing child, is thAT DOKJA??
Great, one of them is his older brother.
Wow.
Upon clearer inspection, Jonghyuk observes that Dokja's knee is scraped.
Oh, that makes sense.
Jonghyuk bypasses the 4 headaches, snatches the First Aid Kit and leans down, totally not jow a six year old should have.
He opens the kit and grabs his (paw patrol) water bottle from his bag.
"Dokja, don't be so reckless next time," he says, poring water on the wound.
Finally, Dokja stops crying.
The 4 menaces fall silent.
"Jonghyuk-ah? What're you doing here?' Dokja questions, eyes still glazed over from the bawling.
"I was going home but then i saw you and the four menaces behind me looking like they were committing a crime and realised you were hurt," He answers, placing a Hello Kitty bandage on the scrape.
Dokja raises a brow, smiling.
Jonghyuk frowns, cheeks dusting pink.
"It was for Mia."
Wow, they were defeated by a six year old. Atleast Uriel has around 100 pics of this though.
"OH!" Dokja looks like he remembered something important.
"Where's the cool rock I saw?" He asks, looking around.
"..."
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"That's a cool rock," said Kim Dokja
FanfictionWhat a cool rock you've got there Dokja but be careful, don't fall down
