A dave x ian fan fiction (satire)
Dave was a man in his 30s who was a lonely cunt longing for some shlong. His love for bald men grew immensely everyday since he saw that rugged, sexy boiled egg with a dozen pack. He has to meet up with sexy ian for a porno that he will make bare moneyz from getting bummed. He acts like it is just for the money but he really just want to be filled with ians egg yolk because ian is the egg of daves dreams.
As Davey wavey walked into studio the sexual tension between him and his eggy lover with the shiniest, sexist, lust filled bals head a man, woman or donkey could lay its eyes upon this sent david into a frenzy he wanted to caress that beautiful, bouncy, blossoming bald head the sight of it just made daves mouth water as his saliva dripped to the floor ian sauntered over with a hungry look in his eyes. He stared at dave and touched his nose and said "bust open my egg bussy, you chipmunk having piece of paper" as dave looked at ian he licked ians bald head and replied "no problem my little cream egg, the only humpty dumpty i need is you ian"...
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A sexy egg (dave x ian fanfic)
RomanceA lovely story about david saville and ian hawke their love blossoms over their sexual lust for one another ian can't help but hurt dave and dave cant help but love ian will this story end in heart break or blood shed or something more? Find out by...
