A/N: Alright so uhm yeah enjoy I'll try to make this one a long one, key word try. Oh also I refer to the reader as you.
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Vocabulary:
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Agoraphobia: An extreme irrational fear of places and situations that might cause panic.
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-Your POV-
(2nd person pov)
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The door at your old cottage creeks and groans, but what can you do? Oh, some rain started up you knew you shouldn't have trusted the weather forecast.
At least your garden will have water...
It was getting dark and the sun was over the horizon, it reminds you of why you stay here. Other than the agoraphobia. The nice view and the wonderfully diverse creatures of this place.
*knock knock* ...? It's the middle of the night, who would be here at this time of night...
*knock knock* They sound urgent *sigh* you guess you must face the beast, just in case it's actually important.
*BOOM!* THE HELL?! Did someone kick down the door!? Whatever it's easy enough to repair, might as well see what they need...
As you were about to open the door to the living room you looked towards your binder wondering if you should put it on. Nah, you think your sweater is baggy enough, it doesn't matter anyways it's not like the person will be staying long.
You descended down the stairs and saw the door on the floor... *sigh* "Alright listen whoever's in my cottage and broke down my door, please state your name and business." You looked around the living room as you said that, looking at the couch last which had some wooden statue that looks like it's drinking tea.
There was no response to your demand, so you looked at the wooden statue it's quite cute you note. The way the statue was probably made that is. But your no woodcarver so, what do you know?
The statue looks like something you'd find at a vintage shop in the wood section, obviously. However there's a couple of design elements that are interesting to like the eyes.
The eyes aren't just holes like most wooden statues but instead the eyes are stained on, you really need to stop starting hobbies and never continuing them... but none the less the statue is pretty cool. Although it might be one of the many mythical creatures here in this valley.
"Hi there, Mx. statue do you know why my door is on the fucking floor?" Great the isolation has finally kicked it. You found your self thinking more. How do this even get here?
Whatever it's here now so, what can you do? Other than move it but your not exactly what you'd call a powerhouse surprisingly there's no gym in the wilderness how strange.
"Well you look like you've already made yourself at home so ,I guess if by chance your one of the mythical creatures of this land, let me know if you need anything!" Still no answer... it's strange the statue seems to be looking into your eyes.
"Well I'm going back to bed if your the one that broke down the door you'd better fix it."
... Still no answer whatsoever, eh it's not like you care. However it is starting to seem it's just a prank played by... someone probably.
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"Woodman, and I'm not a statue." Huh so they are alive, well in a sense. "Ah sorry Woodman, and how long will you be staying here?" ... "Well an answer would be nice." ... "Prefer sometime today Woodman." ... "Honestly, don't know." Oh great, now I have someone else to look after for who knows how long?
"You know, your eyes are very pretty/handsome." You haven't gotten that one before. "A-Ah thank you Woodman your quite kind."
"Their really distracting, you know." "Oh ah sorry?" Why are you even apologizing? It's so dumb why do you do that, constantly apologizing? "You don't have to apologize, I don't mind." "Ah uhm alright, now if you don't mind I'm going to go back to bed, if you absolutely must stay the night there's a guest bedroom upstairs and to the right."
And with that you went back upstairs and thought. What a strange little wooden man. Maybe this place isn't the worst to stay in, as long as you have the mystical creatures around.
You wonder how long he'll be staying, and if they'll ever fix your door you really hope he does answer that last one...
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A/N: So uhm that's the end uh if you'd like this to continue I wouldn't mind doing more and maybe I'll even do requests!
Also sorry if this isn't as long as some of you like it to be but this is my first time trying to write something 'romantic' on screen and not referenced.
Word count (including A/N's): 802
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