Mandela Catalogue Randomness

Never ask Jonah for his email.

*insert random cashier here*: “And would you like to sign up to our rewards plan?"

Jonah: “Yea sure”

*insert random cashier here*: “Okay, we just need your email.”

Jonah: "..."

*insert random cashier here*: “???”

Jonah: "Gotyourbitchdoingsplitsonmydick2675@gmail...”

*insert random cashier*: “Get out.”