Dave walked out of his humid apartment complex into the equally as suffocating Texan air, he was going to the local Walmart to pick up some guns that he had pre-ordered. On the way he had heard some people talking about... Obama??
"Yeah apparently Obama is coming here to Houston!" the first guy exclaimed
The second guy ,almost yelling, questioned guy one "Holy shit wait when- where??" he was clearly stunned by this statement. Dave was also stunned
"Um I have no clue. I think it said some time about uh 10?" Dave didn't trust guy one how ever just incase he checked his phone- It read "9:48am April 13 2022" ... Dave swears he's forgotten something... nope he hasn't Egberts present was delivered yesterday. WAIT- Obama.
"Did it say where?" guy two repeats his question. Dave also needs to know-
"I already told you dude I don't know" guy one says in defeat. Damn Dave shall never meet his life long hero Obama. He just carried on walking to Walmart but more dejected. After entering Walmart he realized what he forgot- what was he supposed to buy at Walmart? Shit Bros gonna kill him. It was probably; Apple juice, food??, a sword, um- HOLY SHIT IS THAT OBAMA? It in fact was not Obama it was just an image of Obama on a pillow. So Dave wasn't wrong it is Obama just fake Obama... So much Obama just in.. uh... he looks down at his phone it read "9:59am April 13 2022" OH DAMN Bros gonna be so mad he's late. Dave speeds off home but as he gets into the building he bumps into some figure, as he's falling the figure catches him
"I am terribly sorry young man. I did not expect you to be in a rush or there at all" The figure helped Dave back to his feet. "where are you going young man?" I-It's Obama?!
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dave strider x Barack Obama
Fanfictioni got bored and my partner edited an image of me presenting obama x dave and i really wanted to make an ironic fanfic too so yeah. i have no plan for this dave would have wanted this.
