Episode 6 / Reject Resort #1

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*On the boat*
Ray: People ... I see land!
Willow: Yes! Oh thank God!
Levi: I'm pretty sure we lost Fang too, which is great!
Lizzie: Get me out of here before I vomit!
Arya: Gross...
*Fang sneakily swims after them*
*They arrive on the Reject Resort*
Penny: Omg omg omg, guys we're here! ... But what is this place, haha?
Willow: Is this ... Where everyone is competing?
Arya: It looks kind of too nice for that ...
Ray: Well keep in mind, we came around the back the island. Who knows what this place could be.
Penny: Let's find our other friends!
*They get off the boat*
Levi: Well ... Shall we check it out?
Willow: Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that we're on land again? It feels so good!
Arya: Why is there a jet-ski looking thing?
Penny: Who knows? Haha! I say, we go explore this resort looking place and find out! Come on friends, let's go!
Ray: It would be nice to finally walk. Why not.

*Inside the reject resort*
*Sean and Khandi are in the swimming pool*
Sean: Man, not competing sucks, but who can complain with this life? Heh, this place is too nice!
Khandi: Khandi agrees! Who needs a million bucks? This resort is basically what a million bucks gets ya!
Sean: This is way better than the place they had us go in the other island, heh.
Khandi: And the aftermath studio!
Sean: Heh, definitely. So Khandi, whattya say we go over to the hot tub?
Khandi: Boi, in your wildest dreams!
*Krystal floats upwards in the swimming pool*
Krystal: Ouch, and Seaney Boy strikes out yet again.
Sean: Oh Krystal, I am so not insulted by you, haha!

*Chloe sits with April*
Chloe: I'm glad to see you again. A person who I know is pure hearted.
April: Aw Chloe, that's so nice! I'm sad that you couldn't end things well with Rosalía, but I'm happy you're doing alright.
Chloe: Honestly, once Arya fell off the boat, my whole focus and attitude towards the game just plummeted. This relaxation could be nice.
April: We could all definitely use it! Especially after three seasons of being in a stressful environment!
*Priyanka comes over with a tray of drinks*
Priyanka: I see we have a new guest today! Welcome to reject resort! May I offer you two a beverage?
Chloe: Uh, sure? ... Who is this lady?
April: This is Priyanka! She runs this place.
Priyanka: Indeed! I travel from gameshow to gameshow to serve eliminated contestants.
Chloe: Really? Well, you do look familiar...
April: What was the last show you were on?
Priyanka: I'm not sure if you know it! I was the winner of Canada's Drag Race season 1!
Chloe: Yeah, haven't heard of it.
April: Me neither! But I'm sure you did an excellent job there considering you've won!
Priyanka: Thanks! I'm just glad that there are no alien actresses taking over or bitter lemons here. Anywho, here are your drinks girls!
*Priyanka puts the tray on another chair next to them and walks away*
Priyanka: Enjoy your stay!

*Brad Goreski stands infront of the entrance*
Ray: Oh interesting, a person. Hello sir, could you tell us maybe where we are?
Brad: Why certainly. You're at reject resort! I'm the head interior designer here!
Willow: Reject resort? ... So we're not on uncanny isle?
Brad: Haha no no, this is a small island just located off the back of uncanny isle.
Lizzie: But this place wasn't here for the concluding catastrophe ... Was it?
Brad: Correct! The producers of the Fantasy series had this built in preparation for their latest season. I presume you know what that is?
Arya: Yeah, and I was supposed to be competing on it ...
Brad: Ah, that is rather unfortunate. Well, since you're clearly familiar with the show, help yourselves to the amenities of the resort.

April: These drinks are ... Something!
Chloe: It's like grape juice and Spirte mixed together.
April: Well, we're not old enough for alcohol, so I guess this is what they have to serve us!
*Sean approaches them*
Sean: Hey, you two girly girls, heh. Wanna play some ping of the pong with Krystal and I? Khandi isn't interested, heh.
Chloe: There's a ping pong table here too?
April: Oh yeah! Inside they have lots of stuff! Even a full basketball court!
Chloe: Wow ... They really stepped up their game this season.
Sean: So I'm not hearing an answer, heh. Yay or nay?
Chloe: Um, sure I guess so.
April: I'll give it a try!
Sean: Excellent! Let's get going then, heh.
*As they are about to go over inside, the contestants who didn't compete enter*
Chloe: Arya?! You're alive?!
Penny: What are we, chopped liver? Hahaha, kidding, kidding!
Arya: Chloe?! What are you doing here?
Sean: I guess we're not playing ping pong then, heh ...
Willow: I'm so happy to see you all again!
Levi: Where's everyone else at? Is it just you three?
April: No, Krystal and Khandi are here too! I'll get them in a second! The others are still on the isle!
Lizzie: Aww, so you've all been eliminated? That sucks! And it means it's already been at least 5 episodes?!
Ray: Why don't we take this conversation somewhere else so we can all sit down.

*Everyone sits down together*
Khandi: Okay, you boo's first! Where the hell did you come from?
Penny: Oh my God, okay, sooo, basically Ray, Willow, Levi, Lizzie and I were having our last large meal together at the film lot. But, I didn't wanna leave all of my friends! This might be the last time we got to see you! So I persuaded them all to go after the yacht!
Willow: The boat was kinda slow though, and we didn't really catch up ... Well, we were kind of close, but then ...
Levi: Fang, the freaking mutated shark came out of nowhere and started chasing us around! He stalled us big time ...
Lizzie: Yeah, it was kinda scary! It seems that he never left the island after the volcano erupted!
Chloe: Wait, so how did you end up on the boat Arya?
Arya: Well after that loser pushed me over, I kinda just floated there for a couple minutes until they happened to show up.
Chloe: I'm ... So glad you're okay. I was so worried ...
Arya: You kiddin'? I don't go down that easily.
Sean: Damn, you guys are persistent. So how'd you end up here?
Ray: Every time we got close to the island, Fang would reappear and chase us away. It's like he enjoyed sabotaging us. Rude.
Willow: So eventually we tried an alternate route, around the back of the island! And we ended up finding this place!
Levi: Basically, yeah! So, guess you all got eliminated so far, huh? How'd it end up going?
Arya: How is that bitch who pushed me overboard still in?
Chloe: Her name is Rosalía ... I was mad at her for the longest time ... Finally decided to get over it ... And then she sabotaged me again. And here I am.
Arya: Dang, I reaaaally don't like this chick.
Lizzie: Wait, there's a new girl competing?
Sean: Yeah, and she is a baaaaabe, heh.
Krystal: There's also a new guy who likes to be called Lil Nugget, for whatever reason. My gaydar was going off on him, thought it may be malfunctioning.
Khandi: Khandi ain't sure what to make of him! But he was on mah team, which there are three of this season, by the way!
Krystal: Yeah, and it makes the voting fucking obvious as shit. No way I was surviving an elimination with my heterosexual dude team with an exception of one fruity girl.
April: My team was such a mess! I somehow went home in a 2-1-1-1 vote! How does that even happen?
Lizzie: Aww April, I'm sorry to hear. Are there clearly any people running the game?
Chloe: Well Blair's back to her regular self, and found two idols, which there are only five to begin with.
April: Oh yes, but she and Jesse are also googoo eyes for each other this time around! They are so perfect for each other!
Levi: Aye, go Jesse! Heh, atta boy. I know what it's like to have that pefect someone, heh.
Lizzie: Oh shush, haha!
Willow: Wow, so he's really pursuing Blair, huh? Can't believe how far they've come after everything that happened in the other island.
Krystal: And the fact that he's still survived five eliminations, ugh. He's too good.
Khandi: The new guy and Corrie have hit it off pretty well too! They ain't doin' too bad!
Levi: If I'm being honest, I'm kinda surprised that Ariana and Milo are still in.
April: Oh boy, something tells me that these two are up to something! Ariana is crazy for stardom and won't let Milo leave her side!
Penny: Oh my Goodness Ariana, hahaha! She's so funny that little diva!
Arya: Well I hope anyone but this Rosalía girl wins. And Jesse. Dude can stop.
Chloe: You have no fucking idea how happy I am to see you again. This season was truly hell for me.
Arya: Well I'm here now babe, heh. Does this resort have private bedrooms? Heh heh.
Khandi: Yeah but Khandi ain't interested in hearing ya do the nasty!
Sean: Damn ... That's hot, heh.
Penny: Ooo, this place sounds like sooooo much fun, haha! I wanna play ping pong!
Sean: Right? Alright, Penny is my new partner, heh.
Penny: Omg really? I'm honored haha!
April: I'll come too!
Sean: Hell fucken yeah! Haha finally!

*In the late afternoon*
*Everyone heads to their rooms*
Arya: Why have you been lookin' at me so funny since I've gotten here? Heh.
Chloe: Because. Don't ever leave me alone like that again.
Arya: Uh, it's not like I was trying to ...
Chloe: I know.
*Chloe kisses Arya*
Arya: I missed you too.
Chloe: Let's go inside now. Maybe you'll get lucky. *goes inside*
Arya: Hubba hubba! *goes inside*

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