Babygrill. (Albedo x Reader) (SATIRE)

the entire story 😩

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You were in Monstadt for literally no reason. You were just there because you heard of a hot and sexy green- wearing bitch name Venti who you heard went to Monstadt or Springvale. You were pretty sure he stole the name from the Starbucks size order or whatever the fuck it's called I've never been to a Starbucks. 

 You entered the knights of favonious headquarters because you were a Knight only so that I can progress the plot of this shitty story. The library door opened by your sheer and pure sexiness, no worries, though. You were going there anyways. The books were everywhere on shelves. This is because they were bookshelves. You picked book at random. The cover read; 

Cool & Awesome Hentai That You Can Look At In A Family Gathering Without Carrying Suspicion vol. 1 

You decided to borrow it. It would come in handy, escpecially during family gatherings. 

"ok this is all, is that correct?" Lisa asked 

"ye" 

"ok, return it on time" 

You walked out the library, looking downwards because you were emo or something. Suddenly, you bumped into a tall man. He looked into your eyes lustily. 

"Hey babugrill" He said with that one fuckboy lipbite face. 

"h-h-h-hi" 

 "What's a pretty person like you doing here?~" 

 "I-I- um w-w-wa-wa-was g-g-getting a b-b-b-book" 

"ALBEDO WTF GET BACK TO WORK AND GET YOUR CRUSTY ASS HAIR A HAIRCUT" A gaurd yelled. 

 "alright babugrill I'll be back soon" 

 and with that, he left. 

You gave up on the starbucks motherfucker, this Albedo guy was more sexy than him. You didn't sleep at all that night. You were drawing Albedo. He looked sexy. You were so proud of yourself for drawing it. He looks so yass. So yass slay... 

The fresh, crisp air of springvale entered your lungs like that one time some little shit entered your house and robbed you. 

 "hello again babygrill" 

"H-hi A-al-Albedo" 

"Are you doing anything Y/N"

 "Ye-yes" 

"Me, Right?"

"Wha-" 

You got cut off by Albedo fucking pinning you down and carrying you to... a cave. What? 

"Ok sexy babygrill I'm running from the guards because I'm being charges with murder. Anyways wanna have sex?" 

"Oh A-Al-Albedo that's s-so hot, who did you kill?" 

"The librarian, Venti, Diluc, Kaeya, literally everyone yyou came into contact because I don't want anyone stealing my precious sweetie darling Y/N"

 "Y-y-you're so e-e-e-e-evil!!!!11!1! It's hot..." 

All of a sudden he got undressed and started shoving his big daddy 500+ pound 6ft cock up your ass. This killed you.

The end <3