"namjoon i swear, if you break any of my stuff i'm going to break you."
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"i eat a lot because i never know if this is going to be my last meal."
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"school is about as useful as the p in raspberry."
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"i love seokjin but sometimes i wanna kill him."
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"you're so lame."
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"if sleeping was a competition , i would always get first place."
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"what's my favorite hobby? probably annoying yoongi."
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"bullying is my love language."
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"it's getting weird, it's getting strange, it's getting odd."
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"who needs the sun when we have hobi?"
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"violence is always the answer."
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"i act dumb to make people laugh."
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"i make fun of jimin's height when in reality, he could literally step on me."
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"holy shiitake mushrooms!"
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"i wish beyoncé was my mom. no offense to my real mom though!"
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"tae always asks me to teach him how to twerk."
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"you only live once so do what you got to do so you don't die with regrets."
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"i'm not stupid, but i got 10% on a geometry test once."
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"jungkookie shookie cookie!"
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"that felt racially motivated."
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"always remember; you might be ugly, but there's always someone uglier."
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paradise → bts
Fanfiction❝i don't have a dream, to dream is sometimes scary❞ in which bts has 8 members AN 8TH MEMBER BTS FANFICTION © -myjoonieverse 2022
