Bae: DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO???
Fauna: Yes Bae, we need to get some stuff for the house okay?
Bae: BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING US ALONG??
Fauna: BECAUSE YOU LIVE THERE TOO BAE
Bae: Okay.. But why did you not bring Mumei or something.. Isn't she like.. Your favorite?
Fauna: I don't have a favorite Bae. I love each and everyone of you equally.
Bae: Stop lying Fauna. Everyone in Council knows that your favorite is Mumei.
Fauna: Wha- Nevermind. Let's just keep walking.
Bae: Can't believe you like Mumei over your girlfriend.
Fauna: Bae you love everyone in council except for your wife.
Bae: And? IRyS is the same anyways!
Fauna: *Sigh* When will you learn to NOT be tsundere?
Bae: Damn.. Okay.. Sorry..
Fauna: I- Don't apologize just..!- Ugh.. Forget it.
* They go in the store *
Bae: What do we need again Fauna?
Fauna: We need some specific items okay? I wrote a list down for you to find while I find the other half.
Bae: Seems easy enough.
Things To Get:
1 Bread
2 Eggs
3 Milk
4 Sugar
5 Salt and Pepper
Bae: 5 items to get? Not bad.
*Bae goes to find the 5 items*
Bae: What an easy task!
Bae: Hey Fauna! Found the stupid stuff.
Fauna: 1. Don't call it stupid. 2. Thank you.
Bae: Yeah, yeah..
*They check out*
Bae: Sheesh.. The sun is starting to set already? I swear we weren't gone for THAT long.
Fauna: I know.. Let's just head home quickly.
*Timeskip to when they get back home*
Fauna: We're home!
Kronii: Geez. What took you guys so long?
Bae: Some nature lady was being annoying.
Fauna: What? you we're annoying me the whole time!
Bae: No I wasn't your hallucinating dumb b****
Mumei: ...
Kronii: ...
Sana: ...
IRyS: ...
Fauna: ...
Mumei: Oh s***. Bae your f*****.
Bae: Oh s***. *Runs*
Fauna: HAKOS BAELZ GET BACK HERE!
Fin
