We see Mordecai, Rigby and Y/n at The Coffee Shop for a break from their job. Y/n is eating a sandwich and drinking some hot coffee while Mordecai and Ruby are watching the Fist Pump commercial on the TV.
Rigby: Yes! Fist Pump!
Mordecai and Rigby do fist pumps.
Mordecai & Rigby: Heh heh heh heh. Yeah, yeah! (Continue fist pumping until the music ends). Heh heh heh heh heh!
Y/n just smile and roll his eyes at the antic of his friends / coworkers.
Announcer: (Spoken very fast) Listen up, pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers! They just got out of jail, and rehab, and now they're back, and ready to rock your 11-through-15-year-old pants off! That's our demographic: get over it. That's right! Fist Pump live!
Other Announcer: Live!
Announcer: At Slammers this Friday!
Other Announcer: Friday!
Announcer: Be there or be a loser!
Mordecai: Ha ha ha, there's gonna be so many losers at that concert.
Rigby: We have to go to that concert.
Mordecai: Seriously? Dude, they were cool in the 3rd grade. But now-
Rigby: Correction, they're cool in any grade, but you wouldn't know that. Probably because you hate yourself or something.
Mordecai: Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets.
Y/n: Why do you guys always doesn't have enough money?
Mordecai: Because we spend it.
Y/n: Yeah but on what?
Rigby: Doesn't even matter. We can figure out a way, but you're too busy figuring out a way to hate yourself.
Mordecai: Why do you wanna go so bad?
Rigby: Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life.
Y/n: That's your biggest moment in your life? Going to a concert?
Mordecai: Wow, sounds like your life sucks.
Rigby: SHUT UP!
Mordecai: Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Margaret: Hey, guys.
Mordecai: Hey, Margaret.
Y/n: And cue the simping.
Mordecai just sent Y/n a side glare.
Margaret: Were you guys talking about the concert?
Rigby: We were talking about a concert. Is the concert you're talking about Fist Pump?
Margaret: Haha, yeah, cool.
Mordecai: Wait, you're going?
Margaret: Yeah, I am. I know they're kinda old, but I remember them from when I was a kid. Besides, everyone is gonna be there. It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go?
Mordecai: I'm totally gonna go.
Y/n: Simp (He says under his breath)
Rigby: Oh, so now you wanna... (Mordecai punches him) Owww!
Mordecai: We'll be there.
Margaret: Cool....see you guys there. (she walks away)
Mordecai: Yeah....see ya.
Rigby: I can't believe you're going to a Fist Pump concert just for some lady pecs.
Mordecai: Rigby, one day you'll be old enough to understand the real reason that people go to concerts.
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Regular Show X Male Reader x Close Enough
FanfictionThe daily surreal adventures of Y/n and his coworkers as they attempt to deal with their mundane jobs as groundskeepers at the local park.
