Uncle mishka's also known as dzia mishka's natural habitat in wild is on the chair going crazy mode. Dzia mishka had a pretty neat paper beard that stuck to him with pater, but one day when he went to a barber and the barber cut his beard, the beard would stick on his chin anymoreafter that. He was very sad and mad so he told us he wasn't our brother, he was.... our neighbor.
"ya ne tvoi brat ya tvoi mezobeli" he said..
then uncle mishka had his birthday he got a ps5 and he jumped on people. i wasn't there but i know he jumped on people. ouch.
uncl mishka also moans for no reason
good for him
good for him