Rory:tip number one use your friends they make for good meat shields(showing rory using Grimm and maci as human shields)
Maci:STOP USE US AS SHIELDS AAAHHHH
Grimm:WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
Tip number 2
Orinette:apologies team could I get some assistance
Rory:(heath potion in hand)yeah yeah i gotcha
Orinette: a health potion perfect
Rory:Tip two healing potions are good always drink extra
Grimm:RORY STOP STOP SHE HEALED ALREADY FOR FUCK SAKE STOP
Maci:rory she was good 3 potions ago
Tip number 3
Grimm:wait is this where i was forced to join the team
Rory:yup
Grimm:so what the tip?
Rory: don't trust the smallest things because they're the biggest Liars like you Grimm
Grimm:
Bit-
Tip four
Rory:tip four always steal from corpses four times out of ten they don't mind
Grimm:( being chased by 20 undead ) it mind now you dead fucks
Tip five
Rory:be wary of mimics
Rory:told ya it was a mimic
Grimm:fuck
Maci: I really thought it was Treasure
(The party was attacked by a mimic)
Grimm:don't worry maci we save you
Rory:maci i hope you know this is all your fault
Tip 6
Jeane:rory I'm not sure that was a good idea you and Grimm ran right into that hold of Undead archers and crossbowmen
Nix:she right they really did a number on ya mates ... And maci who might be dead
Maci:let me die
Grimm:NO
Rory:listen saving money requires risks did you see how much it cost at the market I mean free supplies is free supplies
Grimm:yeah we are rich
Rory:tip number six free loot is free loot never pass up an Adventurer discount
Tip number 7
Never wake up Grimm on a monday
Rory tip number seven don't wake up Grimm someone will die
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Grimm knight rpg
Fanfictionthis is a story about a mercenary group and a demon king