there was a human named simph. simph was so weird
simph gave all of their hopes up for a person named zenzu
zenzu was even weirder
one day, zenzu fucking disappeared
why?!
simph was astonished, they called the police
the police didnt give one damn and hung up
simph was so sad
simph decided to go on a journey to find zenzu
and simph got a call from the italian mafia
that zenzu got kidnapped
simph need to rent a jet plane
and get mcdonalds on the way
and buy a gift for zenzu
and get a weapon too
but simph did not have money
so simph could not do anything
simph cried and went to the kitchen
they opened it and inside was a LOTTERY TICKET!!!
