Top 100 Reasons Why JellyFish Are Bad.
1: They Sting You.
2: Their Sings Are Itchy And Hurt Alot.
3: The Box Jellyfish Can Kill Around 60 Humans With Only One Dart Of Venom. Their Venom Is Up To 100 Times Worse Than A Cobra's And In Most Cases Of Box Jellyfish Stings The Victim Will Die Within 5-20 Minutes.
4: They Look Like Umbrellas If They Where Stung By A Bee And Their Handle Swelled Up.
5: They Do Not Have Vocal Chords. Meaning, They Can Not Wish You A Happy Birthday, They Can Not Play Smule With You And Can Not Sing Along To The Hit 2022 Dance/Electric Genre Song "Sweetest Pie" By American Rapper Megan Three Stallion And English Singer And Songwriter Dua Lipa.
6: Jellyfishs Are Immortal So If Your Significant Other Outlives You, They Might Steal Your Husbands, Wives AND Bitches.
7: Their Oral Arms Look Like Party Streamers, And As Previously Mentioned: They Can Not Wish You A Happy Birthday, So Its Very Inconsiderate To Remind You That You'll Never Get A "Happy Birthday!" Or "Fuck It Up If Its Your Birthday, Bitch!" From Them. This Could Lead To You Feeling Left Out And If You Feel Left Out You Might Start Questioning Your Worth. Then You'll Develop MDD And Low Self Esteem Issues. Now You Need Therapy.
8: Jellyfishs Dont Have Pockets And Are Unable To Carry Money So You'll Have To Pay For The Therapy Yourself Or Wait 5 Years For CAHMS To Give You A Bloody Therapist, THEN Wait 5 More For Them To Get Some Advice Other Than "Have A Bath And A Nice Cup Of Tea".
9: The Irukandji Jellyfish Is One Cubic Centimetre. And Holy Cow, You Don't Wanna Be Stung By 1na Those.
10: Jellyfish? More Like Catfish! They Aren't Even Actual Fish.
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Top 100 Reasons Why Jellyfishs Are Bad
PoetryI Hate Them. Stupid Little Stingy Tampon Looking Idiots.
