Murder He Wrote

The Crime

Joe breaks into a mansion after a wild party retrieving $60million dollars and $40million worth of diamonds and jewels.
Joe held a gun to a bloody Major Atkins, major of Seattle, "Should have paid me when you had the chance Atkins now it's your funeral." BANG, BANG!

48 Hours Later....
News Anchor: THE MAYOR HAS BEEN MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD!!! Detective Wallace reported to Mayor Atkins mansion this morning to find him murdered in cold blood. Wallace say this must have been personal and right now Wallace is interviewing and collecting all personal things of Atkins to find his murderer. If there is any information or leads please contact Wallace's office. His number will be at the bottom of the screen."
News Anchor Tom Hanks interviews Mayor Atkins, "We don't know who could have done it. No one have seen anything and looks like the mansion had a party and this must have happened afterwards. I plan on finding this scumbag. Atkins served for Seattle for 30 years and have brung this city some amazing world history breaking things. So I will find this criminal. Any leads contact my office. I will be holding a press conference today and tomorrow both at 3PM sharp."
News Anchor: Yes. Washington is in a state of emergency. Condolences to the family. Again any information or leads Detective Wallace number in down at the bottom of the screen.

Joe looks on the news with his accomplice Luis aka Damian Infamy. They give each a fist bump.
Joe, "Bastard should have paid his dues."
Luis, "He raped and had my sister murdered when she went to the press. That bastard never saw a bad day in the media or charged."
Joe, "Well now he can take a long dirt nap. Justice served."
Luis, "Damn right. I'm about to go home to the wifey."
Joe, "The real wife or side chick."
Luis, "The real wife. Side bitch tripping. You heading out tomorrow right?"
Joe, "Yeah. Someone should have told the major his security system sucks" laughs as he leave the loft along with Luis.

That night Luis goes home making medium pace love to his wife of 5 years.

Next Day....
Joe and Luis fist bump each other as as Joe heads out to a different state.
Joe, "Want your cut?"
Luis, "Look around I ain't worried about that money and shit. It was never about the money for me. I got what I wanted. That almost felt better than pussy."
The men laugh.
Joe, "That must have been a top notch slaughter than."
Luis, "It was. And I said almost. Wife rode me like it was the last day and they called for a State of Emergecy:No sex."
Joe, "Hot damn. Well for your sake hope she keep that same energy so you can leave the side women alone. Talk to you later."