Bonnie: I dont think we should be doing this
Foxy:What do you mean? You love it when i do this
Bonnie: Ahh~ W-wait it hurts a little
Foxy: Well if we dont do something about it now then we'll never get far
Bonnie: Put more oil on it!
Tabitha then opens the curtains and glares at the two in awe and disbelief.
Tabi: Bruh yall need to serioulsy work on how you say things outloud
Bonnie:(lying on back) Maybe you should mind your fucking business
Foxy: And why do you have your camera ready on your phone AND a camcorder???
Tabi: Dont worry about that why yall talkin in such a mannerism of sexual intimacy?
Bonnie: We're most certainly not!
Foxy: Maybe if you haven't ran Bonnie down when you came in he wouldnt be all dent up and i wouldnt have to fix him and give him a massage
Bunnypop phases through the floor with a camera ready in hand
Bunny: I heard a good opportunity to make explicit content!
Tabi: Nah its just a hoax, they arent doing anything
The two walk away from the animatronics and into the security office with a look of disarray
Bunny: You know what? I think we can ship them again
Tabi: You mean plan Titanic 2?
Bunny: I mean yes but lets not call it that. Apparently theres a Titanic 2 movie and it was ass
(This is true look it up, its fucking garbage)
Bunny: Anyways, what should we do??
Tabitha was too busy having a vietnam flashback of the last ship.
Bunny: Hmm, i was thinking that we should do something casual, nothing too crazy and over the top like last time
Tabi: Casual doesnt fit in this story my good friend? What do i look like, Simon Cowel to you??
Bunny: I... i dont know how to answer that question
Tabi: I say we should have a plan that we both know will go into FNAF HISTORY!!!
Bunny: We're not killing a kid and putting their souls into an animatronic fur suit
Tabi: No, of course not. Heres the plan! We take them to an escape room and they both have to figure out a way to escape! But its gonna be a very modified escape room. An love escape room!
Bunny: Thats the third time this week you mentioned an escape room
Tabi: I really want to try an escape room
Bunny: Why dont we kidnap one of them and tell the other one that they have to try and rescue them?
Tabi: I mean that sounds like a good plan but who really needs rescuing?
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Foxy: OH MY GOD THE BEES GOT ME!!!!
Foxy: BONNIE I CANT SWIM!!!
Foxy:(having an allergic reaction) Im guething thereth red food coloring in thith thrwimp
Foxy: im UNDER THE VAN
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Bunny/Tabi: Foxy
And so the two girls have decided to put Foxy in an unknown location and laid out hints as to where he could be!!! Will Foxy ever get out of this mess? Will Bonnie finally get that rash checked out by a doctor? And will Tabitha ever find a good reason as to why-
Tabi: Yo where are you going with this??
Chica: I dont know i find it unfair how i dont get a part in any of this!!
Tabi: Freddy and the other nrds didnt get a part of ANY of this
Chica: Its fun to contribute to the public
Tabi: With the books you can find about CP and questionable shipping, i dont think wattpad is fit for the public
Bunny: Like twitter!
Tabi: EXACTLY!!! GOOD MORNING, GOOD EVENING AND GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!! Until the next chapter!!
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The Adventures Of Le FNAFNERDS (Aww SHit, HerE we Go Again)
HumorThe Nerds are back at it again at the pizzeria with new drama, characters, laughs and many many more (God forgive me for coming back in this fandom)
