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ATE APPLE

Apple:
Bumaba ka na diyan kumain ka na

Konti na lang papasok na 'yang mukha mo sa notebook mo

Lychee:
Can't ate, di pa ko tapos

Bababa na lang ako kapag kakain na ko

Love you!

Apple:
Doble OA ka naman yata ngayong grade 12 mo? Terror ba mga prof mo? Sino sino baka kilala ko

Lychee:
Hindi ate

We have a new classmate this year

And ugh

I hate to admit it but he's really smart

Apple:
He? Lalake?

Pogi?

Lychee:
Ate!

Apple:
Ha

Tinatanong ko lang bakit triggered ka

Crush mo ha?

Lychee:
Why would I have a crush on my rival 🙄

Apple:

Lychee:You use meme now huh

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Lychee:
You use meme now huh

Apple:
Bakit? Porket may anak na ko bawal na?

For teenagers lang ba ang memes?

Lychee:
Speaking of anak

Yung anak mo kumakatok na naman sa kwarto ko

Apple:
E ikaw yata nanay niyan e

Sayo gusto pumunta e

Bahala ka kumausap diyan

Sabihin mo "Baby mamaya na lang tayo play ni tita nag aaral pa ako para matalo ko yung crush ko."

Lychee:
Excuse me?

Apple:
Oh ano

Kakain ka na rito o iaassume kong crush mo yang matalino mong classmate?

Lychee:
I said I don't like him!

I just want to surpass him!

Apple:
Baka hindi naman nakikipaglaban sayo?

Akitin mo kaya?

Lychee:
You and Giana really have the same brain

Apple:
Oo pareho kami nagkakandabagsak sa math at Science

Bumaba ka na rito iiyak yan si Chico bahala ka

Lychee:
Ugh fine!

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