The Onceler was chopping down trees when he spots a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT bald Russian that wasn't Putin. He went over to the guy and asked he would like to go to his place to have fun~~ *insert lenny face* The man said no so the Onceler kidnaps him instead. Kernnel sanders walks in while their making out and since he is married to gru, he tries to kill the Onceler but fails because the Onceler has a stand named Lorax and he used his ability to turn Kernnel into a tree. Gru runs away to Alex's home and begs Alex to use his uwu powers but Alex says
no. gru contined begging until alex pulled out a shot gun. gru became scared until VECTOR showed up and kissed gru on the lips. "OH YEAH" vector said as he also pulled out a shot gun.
Alex fell in love with Vector and so they got married so sans was jealous before bill cipher came in and took away the Onceler to smash and left gru alone and sad like a little pussy. Gru cried and became a emo gacha before becoming besties with shadow and playing minecraft with Alex as Sans came up with plan to get rid of shadow and have his kitten all to himself. he Laughed as papyrus watched. Papyrus wasn't going to let Sans get away with his plan, so he called some back up to help him out. Shaggy offered to help take down Sans.
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(I am so sorry) Discord mod Sans x Alex
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