Bakugo puts his phone on the table outside of the bathroom. "Before we leave for our casino date, I need to take a shower, cotton swab." Bakugo says. He opens the bathroom door and disappears inside. I hear a shower turn on the water running down onto the shower floor. As I wait I suddenly hear his phone buzz. A text.
A person named 'My pretty baby cutie booty boo' sent a message.
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SpongeBob gasps. "Omg! Bakugo was cheting on me with Patrick!" I exclaim. I get angry and send a text back. I text: 'Shut your booty bone traffic cone headphones disowned cologne google chrome flinstone garden gnome monotone looking ass up' I type. I'm devastated. How could that ugly ass brat do that to me. He got out of the shower and I look at him. he's hot and his 9 pack abs glimmer in the light shine. Those hot abs I used to look at every day and drool but suddenly they weren't hot anymore they were disgusting I wanted to punch him down to a hole I want him to die. " can't believe you did this you fucking disgusting cheater" I cry. "What do you mean tree sap?" "I dont want you to call me those names anymore! Like turf seed or honey plum!" I cry back. I throw a fit and stomp on his iPhone 23 with Gucci phone case. 📱 "Please diseased baby beef!" He's trying to blink back tears and win me back by calling me nicknames that he used on our first date. I spit in his eye and pack up my Claire's sparkly unicorn purse. I take his 1800's vintage Tesla.
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SpongeBob drives from House to house looking for a place to stay. He suddenly sees a big orange man with a thick booty trying to get through his door but fails because his booty is too thick with Kylie Jenner style implants which I find really sexy. I walk up the stairs into his house and I asked him " hey are you OK you said to be stuck there" "I just need a little bit of help my booty seems to fit for the door huh." Oh well I can help you I see smacking his booty with My hand. "aaa~" Big orange man moaned "Can you please help me I'm still stuck you know" "Sure."I say pushing his butt into the door way" "Woah you be looking pretty sexy.." I gasp as he turns around to reveal...
