For your birthday...the cast got you 'basic' gifts, but this birthday, you'll never forget
Don't think warnings are needed but we got the obvious: exhibitionism, swearing, body licking, panic attack (if you squint), smut and we have some breeding - pregnancy (NOT CONFIRMED BUT A 'GIFT' WITH MEANING), a long ass dialogue...but it links into the 'story'. 😉
Reader POV
It's my birthday today and me and the whole MCU cast (from OG6 to GOTG to WandaVision to everyone else that's important) are chilling in my mansion as I have the biggest house (bigger than RDJ) and plus I have a pool that is safe for all of the kids (Downey's, Hemsworth's, and ScarLizzie's - use your imagination) and I'm now getting given my gifts from everyone. I've been given the generic: hoodies, sweatshirts, fluffy socks (slipper socks), chocolates and alcohol. What's scaring me the most though is Chris and Tom (Evans and Holland). They both have shit eating grins on their faces and no one is saying anything.
Tom walks up to me first and hands me an envelope. I open it and there's some jumbled up words on it and a few extra letters that seem to make up half a word. Using my half a brain cell I form the words, 'Meet us in the kids have'. This confuses the absolute shit out of me and Chris gives me another envelope. I open it and more words and letters fall out allowing me to finish off the sentence, 'our bedroom after the kids have gone to bed'. I'm even more confused by the sentence until Tessa reads it all out over my head. 'MEET US IN OUR BEDROOM AFTER THE KIDS HAVE GONE TO BED'.
I'm shocked and a bit mortified at the revelation until it actually clicks what Tessa just said. I go beet red and hastily rush out of the room. I can hear footsteps behind me and I know they belong to a woman as the steps sounded light. Rushing into my room I try to close the door but the people who follow me manage to slip past just in time.
I'm pacing around my room and as I glance up, down, left and right I notice that EVERY woman from Zendaya to Letitia to Gwyneth and everyone else in-between. I'm frantically pacing around the room trying to catch my breath when I feel a pair of hands on my shoulder calming my instantly. I look up to see mesmerising green eyes stare into my own and I focus enough to notice Lizzie is standing in front of me. I can see her lips moving, but I can't fully focus on what she's saying. I notice she looks away with a puzzled look on her face and when she looks back to me she leans in and kisses me. To shocked to do anything I manage to hold my breath and calm down enough to fully focus on the fact that Lizzie is kissing me. I kiss back, but only for a second before I get pulled away by Scarlett who has a mean look on her face. Looking down in shame I can already feel my cheeks heat up from such a quick kiss.
Scarlett lifts my head up and the first thing that she says is, 'What was that?'. Thinking that she's talking about kissing her wife I start rambling apologies while walking further away. She cuts me off by rephrasing her question with, 'Why did you run away and start pacing?' Ohh, yeah...that. Hehe. 'I apologise for kissing Lizzie back (leaning around Scarlett -you're a great kisser btw {which causes her to blush}), but I kinda ''ran away'' because I fully understood what the jumbled up words meant, but I may or may not be a virgin'. Everyone looks at me with slight pity (because I'm 26 and still a virgin) and happy faces because now we all get to have a girly chat so that they can 'prepare' me for what's going to happen and what I should expect from the guys and what they may or may not be expecting from me.
