I wake up in thr middle of the night and take a pretzel rod out my hair.
"Yum Yum!"
I wipe my face.
"Oh daddy poo!"
He get off the floor and wips his hair back.
"What Veronica?" he says with a smirk
"AHHAHAHSHWHEHEH get that goofy ahh smile off your face!"
I hop into him.
"Father Philip will be home soon, let's make this fast."
I take a nice pack of zaza out his pants and I take a sniff and make zaza brownies.
We eat them zaza brownies that got daddy pop looking goofy ahh.
"Veronica I love you i don't want Migraines anymore."
"I love you to Daddy Poo"
We go over to the couch and start watching a mickey mouse episode.
"Wanna fuck?" says Daddy Poo
"Yes mickeys voice is so hot!"
I twerk on his 2 inches and then he put a pretzel rod up my butt. We went to bed. then i put my BOOTY on his gucci belt
In the morning he wakes me up my playing my favorite show, the 2011 presidential debates.
"Baby.. lemme saranade you!" he says pulling out his guitar.
"but your still a traitor"
"Daddy poo..this song is not romantic.. have you been smoking that zaza?"
"No veronica, i can't trusht you anymore mama's..we're done.."
He hits guitar over my head and storms out the window.
"NOOOOOOO MY BABY BOOO, MY DADDY POO, MY TEDDY BEAR"
I look at the tv and throw
my Mac Book Pro from applebees at it.
I go under the bed and eat chicken broth for thre rest of the day.. BOOHOO!
I get up and take a pregonthate test and im pregnant e with Daddy Poos baby
anyway 19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it. okay?
