A/N:This is a crackfic so please don't come after me. Neil really doesn't deserve this.
Neil told you to meet him at the graveyard this morning. You go into the graveyard and you see Neil Cicierega himself standing there.
He says, "Get digging, here's a shovel" you didn't know what you would be getting your sweaty hands into. You two dig a hole for at least 3 hours.
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Neil Cicierega attempts to kill you lol
HorrorCrackfic about Neil trying to kill you.
