@minhogotnochill X Yeonjunplzmarryme

How It Started

I slammed the door QUIETLY (so that I don't get the sandal/belt) again for the 5th time this week after my parents caught me watching something that is always there for me unlike their ugly arses (even tho I'm like super hott) ✨kpop✨

I thought my so called sister was with me and would keep my fanfiction addict a secret but no... She betrayed me... (olibia rodiro chan uwu)
Now my parents found out about all of my "jin x reader✨smuts✨" and are planing to fart on my face or smth. Idk
Idc. I like fart. Fart chan is superior.

Anyways now that I'm emo I got out of my so called bedroom went to the toilet to get my headphones and started listing to good boy gone bad and all the other emo songs.

I got out of the house and touched some grass and ate it. There were a few worms but it was okay

Then I went to the "Stan twice for a better life" Park. I sad down on a bench with my lonely, bigger than the kardashians asses and let out a emo sigh.

Then I felt someone else becide me and the bench almost breaking because of our huge asses.

'you good stranger? Want sum milk? Freshly squeezed from chicken tidies!!'

'sure' I said even tho you're like not suppose to accept thinngs from strangers or smth.

'why are you so sad bestie?'

'I'm just so sad. My parents call kpop gae and have the audacity to listen to dynamite. And my so called sister snitched on me with her flat ass about my secret wattpad and that I read those cringy fanfiction that my favourite author "yeonjunplzmarryme" writes.'

' I also am a part of the cult I-i mean I also like kpop. And my sibling aslo snitched on me. Literally so useless. Like you're suppose to have my back and shit!! '

' IFKR!! Bestie what is your name btw?'

' minhogotnotchill. The name is minho got no chill'

'nice to meet you. How bout me form an alliance' I smirked with that sexy lips of mine.

'what kind you alliance'

'yo let's kill our siblings together'

'okay when's the plan cuz I am so down!!'

'omg hold up let me call my mom. Mom I'm going on a kill date!!'

(on the phone) 'WHAT A DATE YOU SAY?! MABY YOU AREN'T A DISAPPOINTMENT!! HOW IS HE?! IS HE RICH HO-'

'it's a girl'

'WHA-'

'BYE!!' I hung up the phone

'she is so proud of me. So how about next Saturday? I'm free then'

'done. You fix the location and I'll fix the weapons'

'can I use felix as my weapon?'

'YASSSSS!! Hyunjin as mine!! As for the location Jay why pee'

'okay byeee. Looking forward to it' I tried to wink. And I went home and got the belt.

SATURDAY

I wore my bunny pj's and my pink hairband.

I finally arrived at the location on my mini tricycle.

'what are you wearing?'

'tCh hAiRbAnD'

'ooooo nice. Let's go~ yOur bEhaIvOur iS sO uGh on jyo'

'sure but can we iCe aMeRicAno eAt? I'm starving'

We arrived at this place called chans tiddy milk and they seemed to have some good coffee!

We both got the ice Americanos.

We both started singing 'aMeRicAno jOwA joWa' and the whole cafe started singing and clapped for us with their cheeks.

Lol just kidding. That didn't happen.

Anyways as I was about to sit I spilled some americano on my jypapi merch.

'aNdEeEEEEee'

'let's just kidnap all the stray kids members. Would that make you feel better?'

'yes daddy uwu'

We arrived at the building once more.
'okay let's throw a I fEel sO sOfT aNd fLuffY bOmB'

'okay daddy'

We threw a soft and fluffy bomb (a fart one) and kidnapped the skz members.

'let us go to nEw yOrK sHiTtY and get married my dear'

'I accept you as my lawfully wedded wifue~'

'WAIT! Before we go I left my amazing jojo siwa make your own bow at home. I NEED TO SAVE IT!'

'I'LL HELP AND ALWAYS BE THERE WITH YOU NO MATTER WHAT!'

'OKAY LET'S GO!'

We arrived at my home and I got my jojo siwa super awesome make your own bow set. Just as I was about to get out someone stopped me... It was my mother... Is this the end for us?

fInD oUt oN tHE nExT ePisOdE

A/N: lol thanks to MinhoGotNoChill for helping me write this.
Sorry for the grammar error if there are any even tho I'm not sorry for it.

There is more my loves...