HEY AUTHOUR HERE ITS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THESE CHARACTERS HAVE A HUGE AGE GAP JUST PRETEND LIKE THEYRE ONLY ONE YEAR APART BYE THANKS
My name is Dumbledore! I know what you're thinking right now „but you're dead how can you write on this app?? and even if you're alive you're a shriveled old man who's beard looks like straw you spray painted white with paint bought from Aldi" and I must say. You are not wrong.
However.
I am not the Dumbledore from the world famous movies.
I am a Dumbledore from a different dimension.
Basically I am what Dumbledore would be if magic wasn't real.
A social reject.
I do however have a humble abode (I'm homeless) and I call myself a proud owner of a steady job (I work at MacDornalds).
But there is one thing I've beat the other Dumbledore in!
And that would be..
being alive
thats right
I'm not dead lmaoooooo
Also I'm hip and cool and trendy now. I use lol and the laughing crying emoji and I use rad swear words like „shibblesticks" „holy schnitzel" and „shat".
Also my beard is better. I have a livestream where I stream beard grooming tips. It's a hit! (I have 3 Followers)
Now that you understand who I am and what my hippy life is like I think I can tell you about my day.
YOU ARE READING
Dumbledore x Hagrid -a spicy love story 🥵(Humblegrid)
FanfictionThis story is written from Dumbledores view. Its a fantastic, amazing, sexy love story. Between two grown men with dirty beards.
