Dumbledore x Hagrid -a spicy love story 🥵(Humblegrid)

chapter 6: two men having fun

I look up and ask "Well what can I do for you?"
Hagrid grins and softly says "You knoew those MacDornalds playgroonds they 'ave?"
"Yes?" I ask a bit confused at what hes asking of me.
"Welllllllllllllll..."
"Ye-hes? What do you want" I ask rolling my eyes.
"I wanna go on they slide"
"What." I ask.
"You want to go on the plastic slide????? That's all?" I am not going to lie I was a bit disappointed. Mentally I had already prepared for a hot steamy night of passion. But oh well I guess.
"Alright then?" I ask a bit confused. "Follow me outside we have a playground here"

I take his hand and lead him through the MacDornalds outside, the soft moonlight falls onto our bald heads. I feel my heart racing. 

"OH GOLLY ME!" I hear Hagrid yell. "OI CANT BELIEVE ME EYES! A MACDORNALDS PLASTIC PLAYGROUND!!" He runs over to the slide, hops on the left foot then on the right and starts climbing up the playground to get to the slide.
"Wait!" I say "the slide might not be able to carry you, it's made for six year olds, and you're what, like 60? 88?"
"OI DON'T CHA WORRY, I'M ONLY 54". 54? I'm only 55 I thought while watching him climb up the small colorful plastic steps. We're only a year apart. I smile and feel a warm fuzz in my chest.
"OLRIGHT 'ERE I GO!!" Hagrid yells as he jumps on the slide. I turn around and before I fully recognize what's happening I hear a "OUEUOO" and see Hagrid on the verge of falling.
"NOOO" I yell sprinting over to him. It's dark out and the moonlight isn't strong enough to guide me through to him. I stumble and fall on my back. I heard Hagrid yell and for a few seconds everything goes black.

I open my eyes to see Hagrid right on top of me, holding my cheek.