Author note: Hey guyyyyys!!!!!!! im back with another great story UwU now i have two adoptive parents!!!!!! but i hate them because they're british #britishpplsuck XD i am planning on becoming an emo yandere gacha queen and then ill kill my parents!!! :) i dont have any ideas rn :( but ill figure out something anyways bye for now!!! also jeff the killer is hot i want his jeffussy!!!!!
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It all started at Vid-Con. ThatVeganTeacher was standing in front of a meat-eating YouTuber, (TommyInnIt.) She was yelling and hitting him with a nail-bat. "BE VEGAN!! YOU DUMB SHIT-EATING PISS FUCKER!!!" She was pretty loud; she drew attention toward her. One person stood in awe, that would be Jschlatt, that one racist and homophobic YouTuber; that one that says slurs every five seconds.
He stood in front of her; her eyes were glistening. He fell in love. ThatVeganTeacher's hair shook in anger every time she yelled, it was like magic. Her eyes squinted with rage, she's a very passionate woman. Everything about her stood out to that Shane Dawson-looking wannabe.
After a while, the crowd died down. Due to ThatVeganTeacher being arrested for "disturbing the peace." That just wasn't true to Jschlatt, she was speaking her mind. She's a gorgeous, and well-spoken woman.
"YOU MEAT-EATERS ARE EVIL! DEVILS SENT FROM HELL!!!" She shouted from inside the cop car, Jschlatt ran towards the car. The officer stared down at our poor greasy shit-head. He wouldn't understand true love anyways.
Jschlatt is in love with her, she is beautiful and graceful. She will be his.
The jail cell was cold. Poor Katie couldn't see nor hear her dog; Bella, the vegan dog. She was truly lonely. The raindrops from outside hit the grass, footsteps could be heard coming toward Mrs. Katie's cell.
"My dear," a voice could be heard, in this empty jail. The VeganTeacher walked towards the metal bars. "Help me!" She cried out. A hooded man appeared within the shadows; Mrs. Katie's savior. A file. He was using a file to break through those metal bars, "thank you." The man was happy, she was pleading and thanking him. He was in heaven.
"How can I ever repay you, Mr?" He grabbed her hand, kissing it, and pulling her towards his body. "Jschlatt, that's my name." He had removed his mask.
The point of the mask was to conceal his identity from the guards, but with Mrs. Katie, he would always be his true self; no mask was needed.
ThatVeganTeacher felt as if God sent his vegan prayers. God had sent down a vegan guardian angel, who was here to save her. "Mrs. Katie, I'm now vegan, because of you." She felt like crying; she had done it. She turned a man vegan.
She approached him slowly and then kissed him.
On his greasy lips.
Smut warning! <3
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J-shit thought of this as a blessing, he kissed right back. He slowly removed her jail attire, revealing her granny bra. A soft fabric, the color of velvet. He fondled the cushiony fabric, letting her breasts fall, as she took in heavy breaths.
He removed the bra, seeing her soft breasts. He sighed. He began to pinch the sensitive buds, making Katie let out soft moans.
He removed his shirt and pants, letting his fireman hose rest within the soft confine of his boxers; which happened to have a pizza stain on them. He got down on his knees, rubbing his hands up-and-down ThatVeganTeacher's chicken legs. He moved his hands to her waist, and he dipped his fingers within her pants, teasing her. Mrs. Katie started to whine, she needed her baby boy right now.
Jschlatt stopped with the teasing and removed her pants, revealing her granny panties. They hug tight around her waist and non-existent ass. He kissed her thighs and removed the panties as well. Katie laid down, her back on the cold prison floors. "Don't worry, I'll take care of you, my sweet discord kitten."
He gently kissed her throbbing clit, her pussy juice getting over his rough, and greasy face. He slid off his boxers, showing off his cock.
ThatVeganTeacher's mouth started to water, it's been nearly 30 years since she got laid, or any bitches. He moved his small, cock towards her pussy lips. Katie began to whine, she needed this. Rip-off Shane Dawson, slowly thrusted into her, ThatVeganTeacher let out soft moans. He gently rubbed her clit, Mrs. Katie moaned louder, this is vegan heaven; she told herself.
Jschlatt slowly reached his climax, he began to tug on her nipples; Mrs. Katie was so close, just a little more. "C'mon, my little kitten, come on my cock." He bit down on her granny nipples.
Katie came. J-Shit was close, and came inside her; painting her walls white with his milk.
ThatVeganTeacher's cell door was busted, and so was her pussy.
