Occupation: Insane older man whose parents left him for adoption 120 years ago made him think he was a gosh darn bat-themed superhero. He retired 80 years ago and even though he's kept in an insane asylum he always finds a way to escape and poop himself trying to punch a pillow! Pesky Beets!
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Name: Cloun
Born: 2019
Age: 3
Occupation: Random baby whose parents caked him in clown makeup one time, but they made a mistake and grabbed the permanent one so now Cloun is stuck as a cloun. Beetman can surrender against his other enemies, but one time he nearly died fighting Cloun!
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Name: Dickcissel
Born: 1925
Age: 97
Occupation: Beetman's companion. Dickcissel usually spends his time ordering blended up mushroom pizza in the BeetCave because he forgets to bring his Automatic Fall Detector with him on missions. Hence, one day he went screw this I'm just going to drink pizza from now on.
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Name: RiddlesForKids.com
Born: 397 A.D
Age: 40,000
Occupation: Man who invented riddles and decided to become a criminal and kill anybody who couldn't answer the riddle, 'Why did my dad abandon me?" He's one of Beetman's most nefarious enemies and wears a one-piece green latex rubber suit.
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Name: Pengein
Born: 1936
Age: 86
Occupation: Marlon Brando's boyfriend and the enemy who nearly killed Beetman. An infamous mafia leader, he has had numerous affairs with Al Pacino and is more of a dodgy magazine personality than a villain.
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