I wake to my mom vacuuming my room.
"Fucking pussy cunt fuck dick fucking fuck me harder daddy fuck fuck pussy dick!!!" My mom curses as the vacuum turns off. My mom gasps and shakes me.
"Joe Pickle Tiny Dick 69 The Third. What's this in your pants?"
I gasp and sit up. "Mom, I can explain!"
"Oh, so you're the one creaming in the school washroom now, huh? I am going to have a long talk with your principle. "
"No mom! That's not it!"
"Joe Pickle Tink Dick 69 The Third, don't raise your voice with me. I'm going to take away your laptop!" She walks over to my desk and opens my laptop. Again, she gasps, as the soft sounds of sexy men moaning while creaming fills my room.
"You watch gay porn? Are you gay?"
"I-I"
"Joe, I don't want to hear it. I don't think god would be to happy to hear that you're in love with dick! Get out of my house!"
"MOM! NO!"
I can't let her know that I have a crush on a sexy mouse man...wait a minute. I can just live with him.
"Sure, mom, give me ten minutes to pack and I'll leave."
"I- what? Why are you so calm?"
"Because I don't want you to get mad at me anymore. I'll leave, don't worry. Now, leave because I'm naked. Also because I have to take a piss."
At the word piss my mom smiles. "Can I watch you piss one last time?"
I nod and sigh getting out of bed and walking to the washroom where I wait for my mom.
She opens her mouth wide. "Cuhh puhh me ah?"
"Huh?"
She closes her mouth. "Never mind. Just piss in the toilet I guess."
I piss in the toilet and my mom watches me the whole time. I pull on the flusher but my mom stops me. "I want to see what gay piss tastes like."
I blush and walk back to my room to pack.
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I stand in front of the door and wave goodbye to my mom.
"Go out now. Go have fun getting butt fucked by some average looking guy with a smaller dick than yours."
"Mom, didn't you say my dick was bigger than the Eiffel Tower?"
"I lied to make you happy. You're such a disappointment. The gay porn? What were you thinking?"
"I don't know, my friend told me to watch it. Goodbye mommy. I hope you have fun."
She scoffs and slams the door in my face as I sneak around to the backyard.
I hear my gay porn from my bedroom window. I guess my mom likes it as much as me.
"OMG HIS DICK IS HUGE!" She moans. I have a feeling she's not wearing clothes anymore either.
I stare at the forest and feel myself cream. Good thing I stole a bunch of my mom's sex toys. I want to get to know sexy mouse man in all kinds of ways. I feel myself cream again and I trip on a branch.
"ow."
Author's note: I know this is short guys, sorry. I hope you enjoyed!
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Pickle Joe And The Adventures Of Mickey Mouse
FanfictionJoe Pickle is emo until he stumbles upon Mickey the hottest guy in the town. Can Joe survive the horrors of high school without creaming his pants in every class ever known to human kind every time he thinks of Daddy Mickey?
