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How Yo Momma's Gaping Butthole Saved the Universe: A Regular Show Film

Tags: Deez Nutz, Crying Bitches, Ur Mom Gay lol, Paul Blart, Reader x Canon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Les Miserables, Chuckie Cheese, Skips x Muscle Man, Rigby x Everyone, Kanye East, Pops dies like the sussy baka he is, Number 15

It was a normal day in regular land, very sexy and awesome, the kids were screaming, old people crying, it was great! Benson finished unloading his gumballs…into his head, an early morning ritual before taking the long drive to the park. Rigby just graduated from law school "Hey bitchson! I'm going to sue you to hell and back for mistreating the employees, yeah!" He takes a steamy shit on his desk and TWERKS. 

"This is outrageous. This is unfair." Benson says as he rubs his nipples on the pile of shit seductively, giving Rigby a massive boner. Then…Skips walks in "Babe, the wedding is almost gonna start soon, bebe…what are you doing", he grabs his balls and uses them as a tissue to cry in "Bebe….how could ya' cheat on me…He runs out crying to muscle man, his secret straight lover"

"Oh no bro…" Muscle Man holds Skips tenderly as he cries into his DOMI THICC breasts. "Trust me bro, this sack of gravy I surgically attached to my body tastes better when you're crying like a bitch bro." Skips looks up into his lover's eyes, the sexiest facial expression on his face. "But do you wanna know who else cries like a bitch and needs her son's stomach gravy? My mom!"

But then suddenly, the sky turned red and the earth began to shake furiously, he has said the 1000th my mom! Gru comes out of the sky with his ballsack mobile and screams "Assemble da FURRIES!" And then out of nowhere a swarm of the most vile disgusting Hazamada looking incels come out of the sewer, being led by none other that furry Josuke. "I heard someone's making a squelch in the kitchen!" Says the diamond boy. Rigby gets done nutting and shitting and looks out the window "Benshit! Look!" He turns his banana boy poopy head to the window and gasps, inhaling doodoo, "Holy crap!" Gru sighs, watching Skips inhale Muscle Man's tiddies and growing jealous of the lack of gravy intake he was currently not receiving. 

"Hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes!" One of the furries screams at josuke 🥺. Josuke looks back to see his big tiddy goth girlfriend, locally called Okuyasu by infidels of the grand high republic of Battlestar Galactica, and nearly shat his pants. Gru gets turned on and summons Sonic the hedgehog with a Necromicon he got from Dollar Tree. It has a Disney princess on it, it claims, low discounts on the side! Rigby comes out of the shed he was fucking Benson in, he just hops out the roof because it's already broken, they banged so hard they summoned Satan, but that's not what matters right now, what matters is your mamas black hole anus, gaping ass booty hole dayum.

It all started with the Backstreet boys reunion tour. Sonic was in the front row, ready to slap someone's cheeks when suddenly your mom walks in with the biggest smile. She had so much crud in her teeth it started vibrating whenever she spoke or exhaled.

But that doesn't matter right now.

Josuke suddenly remembered Okuyasu's beautiful ears and tail, he was the cutest jackalope ever, he was so angry when Benson stole his blue meth, he got it at the Backstreet boys concert, swiped it right off sonic, he had always hated sonic, he tried to take Okuyasu from him, thank god all he got was Gruchi, he stacks all the incels on top of each other to form a giga sized robot made of sweat and anime merch, it looked like Hazamada. Then…..RIGBY CAME OUT, AND HE SAID "guys! This is going against at least 20 laws!"

The gravy sack was empty by this time. "It's time to end this, Rigby. You've turned your back on your own kind!" Skips pops his knuckles and then throws Pops down the stairs, instantly killing him. "You will pay for what you've done, Rigby. Even if it's the last thing I do."