It's July 4th and tonight I was going to the festival that the town mayor was hosting until I found out about billy. That stupid mother fucker just had to get possessed by a million little rats and a giant mind flayer, but who cares he is still hot. Billy and I go way
back, like you know lovers since the second grade. I am from cali just like him and max and even lived in the same area as them too, well I went to school with them.... And we were next door neighbors, and so eventually when we hit the 10th grade we got news that billy and his new family were moving to Indiana, crazy right. So me having control powers and shit, I called a company that pays like millions all the way in Indiana where they were supposedly moving and i told them to hire my dad or else and so they did and now my family is going to be fucking loaded and I'm still going to be with billy😍. Anyways I don't really think billy ever actually liked me, I'm like really awkward, I hate wearing makeup cause like that shit toxic for you, I am a vegetarian, I love the Star Wars films, and I mean for Pete's sake I read books..... for fun.... Anyways besides the point I'm following my dream guy and that's all that matters. Who knows possibly before the school year starts puberty will finally hit me!! So I became really good friends with this girl named Nancy who lost her friend in some place called the upside down, and apparently her friend was a freak. The freak friend of hers was named barbecue, I'm only joking with u guys it was Barbra, and she well died which I mean okay that sucks you the fucking main characters best friend, you name is Barbara and your outfits look like fucking trash, what did you expect, but yeah Nancy hasn't really been the same but she's gotten a lot better, again I don't understand why Barbra was so important to her that girl was super weird and didn't know when to shut up...... anyways yeah so Nancy dated this really hot guy named Steve who supposedly got beat up by billy last year. Hot right, so when billy was beating the shit out of Steve I had no choice but to join my lover, so I took some punches too until billy screamed at me and told me I was making him look like a weak bitch bc a girl was throwing better punches than him. I'll admit it, I took karate classes ever since I was 5 and got my black belt at 13 but I let him continue to scream at me and tell me such nasty, nasty things because it was like really fucking hot and I enjoyed it. But then out of no where while we were both still beating the shit out of Steve and billy was screaming at me, I felt a sharp pain in my neck and then I looked at billy and we both passed out. I eventually woke up the next morning and he was gone, he had left me in this stupid fucking house with a bunch of drawings of a weird ass tunnels everywhere. I felt betrayed, after helping him and giving him so much love, did that mean nothing. I decided to blow that off and realize how fate was still to deliver to his heart, and hopefully one day he will realize everything that I have done for him and he will love me and beg for my forgiveness. I didn't have a car so I walked about 32 miles back to my house, I almost passed on the side of the highway cause of the heat. Good times am I right. Anyways flash toward a year later and I have changed a lot. I apologized to Steve and his little children and told them I was on drugs that night and I wasn't quite sure what I was doing. I'm not very sure if they believed me but with my controlling powers I made them believe me and everything seemed to be pretty okay afterwards. Oh and you might all be wondering, if you can control peoples minds why don't u just control Billy's in to liking you, if you guys think for a second that I haven't already tried that then get the fuck out of here, I try every chance I see him but their is something different about him. He's like a bear, no scratch that, a vicious beautiful lion, strong, striking, brave, a mother fucking warrior, and with these qualities I'm pretty sure that's why I can't get into that dirty dirty mind of his. It's okay though cause maybe it's fate, maybe he has to truly fall in love with me and not be controlled. Anyways I hang out with Nancy a lot now because billy seems to have an obsession with stopping by her house every day, him and mrs wheeler usually talk for quite awhile. This is so good because this means he knows I'm over here and he might just be communicating with the mom to see how I'm doing or if I am here, and the mom seems to smile a lot and always look around to see if anyone is watching which also a good thing because you wouldn't want your crush (aka me) to be hearing or witnessing his true feelings towards you. How tender and sympathetic his heart must be. Anyways yeah so after figuring out that billy is possessed and shit we have to save him from it, and before he gets killed..... we just don't know how yet....
