All You Need's A Bit Of Bill In Your Life

What Happened To Normal?

"(Y/N)! (Y/N)! Where are you?" You heard a certain 12-year-old girl screech. You turned around to be met with her wide eyes.

"Ah! (Y/N), there you are! We've been looking all over for you!" Mabel Pines grinned, waving her overly large sweater in your face.

"We've?" You asked, not seeing anyone else in sight. But then, a white and blue hat appeared from the hill behind Mabel. You cocked your head at Mabel as to ask 'looking for me for what?' and she smiled widely back.

"I dunno! Dipper said to find you so I did and now I'm gonna go find Waddles!" The optimistic girl said before walking off. You shrugged and waited for Dipper (or Dip as you like to call him). Soon enough, he was in front of you, panting and trying to catch his breath. You couldn't help but laugh at his state, making him glare at you.

"(Y/N)... Have something... Magic... Need air..." Dipper managed to breath out before collapsing onto the ground. You laughed at how out of shape he was. But then, you put together the words he had managed to breath out. Magic?

"Magic huh? Something come up, Dip?" You asked, sitting down in front of him. He nodded after catching his breath.

You never really believed in magic or anything like that. However, according to almost everyone that lives in this ridiculous town, it's everywhere. You just nodded your head and pretended to agree so they'd get off your case but you really never honestly believed them. It's a stupid thing! Magic is for 3-year-olds.

"So, you remember Bill Cipher right?" Dipper asked, sitting up straight.

Bill Cipher. That "magical" flying triangle that you hated. You first met him when he had taken over Dipper's body and came into your room while you were changing. You had screamed because you had no underwear on then slapped him. You remember him saying something along the lines of "not bad for a human"... You wanted to punch him.

"Yeah, I remember him. What about it?" You said while popping your knuckles. Dipper glanced at the Mystery Shack and sighed.

"He's back... But not as you remember him," Dipper frowned, taking his journal out of his vest. You raised an eyebrow as to ask 'what do you mean?', and Dipper sighed again.

"He's human," He said. Your eyes widened and you almost immediately imagined your (probably) most least favorite person--well triangle--as a human. You couldn't get it out of your mind.

You wanted to see him, "Take me to him!"

Dipper rolled his eyes, "Oh sure. I can totally do that."

You scoffed then stood up, wipping off the grass from your butt. Dipper stood up next to you then made his way into the Mystery Shack. Of course, you followed but only to be met with Grunkle Stan (or Boss as you call him... Since you worked there). Dipper almost fell over when he came to a halt. Stan laughed and ruffled Dipper's hair.

"Where ya goin', kid?" He asked, clearly not aware that you and Dipper were in a hurry. Dipper pushed his uncle's hand away.

"We're heading upstairs! Can you please let us go?" Dipper sounded nervous. You could understand why, but he seemed a bit too worried.

Before Stan could even answer Dipper's question, the 12-year-old boy was racing upstairs. You didn't notice, but when you did, you followed close behind. When you both got upstairs you were met with a tall male (who looked about your age) with yellow hair, an eyepatch over his left eye, a yellow and black suit, a top hat, and a cane. He was looking down at Dipper before he lied his eyes on you. You immediately recognized his cat-like looking eye. That was Bill Cipher... As a human. He smirked at you, making you flinch. You gulped.