Boruto next generation react to Menma Next Generation

2nd reaction: Haruno Hyuga family

3rd person's POV:

Me:'I swear to God if these idiots aren't awake, I'm gonna- Oh, they're already up... Suspicious A.F.'

Me: Good morning, I thought you'd be tired from yesterday's events. It was a bit shocking don't cha think?

Sasuke(b): Shocking is a bit of an understatement. *rolls eyes*

Me: Alright, no need to get salty, Sass-suke~ (really good team 7 time travel fanfiction that involves crack, sassy Sasuke & Naruto plus Sasunaru)

Sasuke(b): Don't call me that, bit-

Naruto(b): Okay, okay! How would you like to know something interesting?

Ino(b): Please do tell *raised eyebrow*

Sakura(b): Well, we're all getting divorced-

Tenten(b): Wait a minute, why?!! Give me a good valid reason.

Naruto(b): We were living in really unhealthy relationships if you get what I'm saying. Because I'm at the office almost all the time which is time-consuming.

Sasuke(b): or the fact I'm on missions all the time, we *signalling to Naruto and himself* aren't home enough. Which gives our children a bad home environment. Plus, we are being shitty husbands.

Sakura(b): Yeahhhh...

Hinata(b): Besides, we don't want our children growing up hating their fathers. Omg, that itself sounded gay.

Temari(b): I mean....

Sakura(b): Plus, it'll be like team bonding... minus Kakashi -sensei, Yamato-sensei and Sai.

Me: Well, that's a lot to take in in one morning. If you're done with breakfast- which was made by an unidentified person- we may begin.

Himawari(b): I think all of us are done with eating. And I know who made breakfast because I helped!!!

Me: Oh really? Who did you make it with?

Himawari(b): I won't tell you but I'll give you a hint. I made with the person that would be my mommy in the other world but the person also exists in this world!!

It took a while for everybody minus Sasuke to figure out who she was talking about.

Kiba(b): No way! Holy crap, the emo can cook?!! This food's delicious but damn, I didn't know Sasuke could cook!

Sasuke(b): First of all, watch your language. Second of all, don't call me an emo. And third, I've known how to cook since I was eight. How do you think I didn't starve to death? And who do you think made sure Naruto are actual food while I was still in the village, on both accounts?

Kiba(b): Good point.

Me: If y'all are done arguing, can we proceed to the theater room? Today we shall react to Sakura's family and Hinata's family so that you guys can sort out your living arrangements, so please-

???: Miyumi-san! We have an emergency!!

Boruto(b): Wait a minute- Miyumi?!! We thought you're name was Cassie?!!

Me: It is and it isnt, blockhead. *takes off henge*

Boruto(b): Hey! I'm not a- where'd the brunette girl go?!!

Me: Its still me, Boruto. Just took off my henge.

In her place stood a girl with long white hair and very light grey eyes, a few inches shorter than Hinata.

Me: Anyway, my name is Miyumi Metahari, aged 30 years, qualified medical-nin trained under 5th hokage, Tsunade Senju and one of the strongest kunoichis in the hidden villages, Sakura Haruno. Now, I must take my leave, Natsumi, tell me the problem please.