I was sitting in the chicken coop, being smashed by Shawn and Cherry. Mother Hen was trying to keep us warm but, it's basically like being crushed half to death. Yet though, through all the pain, I wouldn't have it any other way. I have 7 siblings, Shawn, Greyson, Phil, And Dan. Those are my brothers. I also have 3 sisters, Cherry, Grace, and Flower. I've heard it's tough being a chicken, Mother Hen says that one day, we will all be chicken nuggets, except for the lucky ones of us. It's a scary thought, you know. She also says that the farmer will keep two of us, a male, and a female. I just hope it's me.
NINE WEEKS LATER
Hey bros. What? It's me again. The farmer is going to chose the chickens. I already know it will be me :) . The farmer picks up Grace and puts her in a different pen. Ok so, Grace is the female, I never liked her... The farmer then hovered his hand over me, but then stopped abruptly and moved his hand to Phil. He put Phil with Grace. That bitch! I will get my revenge on Phil one day. Then, the farmer took us away.
TWO WEEKS LATER
I hate politics. I'm about to get chopped. Oh well. I wish Obama wasn't our president, then this wouldn't happen. Justin should be dead too. This world would be such bet- *SLICE* BLAHK BOK LIZARD SPOCK BLEHHHHHHH. * GRIND * *SLOSH*
ONE WEEK LATER
"Im lov'in it."
