King Pick Me Boy

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When you don't know that i writes and it occurs to you to write something cringe

Attention ⚠️very cringe and nonsense things in this story⚠️

"Robinnn😭😭😭" said the king

"yes my "beautiful" king? " Robin asked.

" my little hands are so tiny😭😭. I can't take the bock🤧"said the king crying

" Arranged. "Robin said as he walked out of the room.

" MY GOD MY MOST HOLY MADONNA, HANDLE HAS THE KING, HANDLE TO BIANCA AND HANDLE TO ALL THESE PIECES OF SHIT "said Red dress girl screaming.

" what happens  my queen? "asked Sir Robin curious.

" DON'T YOU SEE THAT ALL THE BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF MY LEGS!? "scream Red dress girl with anger.

" but put a sanitary napkin no? "said sir Robin.

" I don't have them and neither do Bianca, poppy and all the fucking Christs don't have them. from lavender and her friends shit I'm not going there! snow queen not even  dead. the only possibility is wild witch. "said Red dress girl

" but my queen if she goes to wild witch will be a homicid-"robin said before being interrupted by Red dress girl

" I don't give a damn I go to her! "said Red dress girl screaming and coming out of the castel.

" WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ICE DAGGER!? "said snow queen screaming.

" snow darling, my feet are so small to look for a new wife for the whole world🥺🥺😥😢, if you become my bride ? 😍"said the king with a stupid smile.

" YOU MAY NOT HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT BUT HAS ME OF YOU I LIKE ONLY YOUR  FIRST WIFE! AND I AM NOW LOOKING FOR MY ICE DAGGER! NOT A HUSBAND! ”Snow queen said screamed and beat the king so hard until he passed out.

"Robin for God's sake, I stole the ice dagger from sh-" Jiggle said hiding behind Sir Robin.

"YOU WHAT !?" Snow Queen said, screaming in anger and looking at  jiggle as the sky became more and more gray and there began to be a lot of thunder.

"I can explain my snow queen."said jiggle.

"NO! YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING! DO YOU KNOW THAT THAT OBJECT IS VERY PRECIOUS TO ME !?" Snow said approaching jiggle angrily and starting to rain.

"Well ... Yes, I know. But I had given it to the queen to kill the king ..." said jiggle shaking.

"Well, then if you don't need my ice dagger anymore, Give it back to me.." snow queen said sternly.

"Sure, snow." said jiggle passing the ice dagger to snow queen.

"Ahhhh, that rilax. Finally now I have him back with me." said snow queen stroking the dagger and starting to snow for happiness.

"snowwww!!!" Bianca said screaming with poppy as they went out to the castle to go and throw herself in the snow.

"BITCHES IM BACK!" Red dress girl said entering the castle.

"Here you are my queen, how did it go with wild witch?" Robin says.

"Well! Now she has become my friend and my bitches drama gossip girl! And now I will make her come here" said Red dress girl smiling.

"Hi bitches, how are you?" Wild witch said as she entered happily.

"when I see you goo-bad of course!" said Sir Robin.

"Come on Robin! We all know you like her! Stop be shy and go kiss her!" Red dress girl said.

"Neve-" Sir Robin said as Red dress girl pushed him to wild witch and they ended up kissing, even for too long.

"My queen, what is happenin-" said noob coming to look at the scene.

"I'm bringing the couples together, my sugar." Red dress girl said with a wink.

"what did you just call me?" noob said, blushing.

"my sugar." Red dress girl said smiling.

"I don't think I feel so good ..." said noob, blushing with the emotion of being called that for the first time.

"Ok later I'll take care of you in bed, now let's go To make snowmen  out together!" Said Red dress girl smiling and running out of the castle.

"Ok, wait for me, my Madame." Said noob chasing her smiling in seeing her happy.

"Have you two stopped kissing?" Snow Queen said looking at Robin and Wild Witch.

"Yes." Sir Robin said, slowly breaking away from the kiss.

"Good. So now that you're back together though ... Remember Robin that if you get my sister pregnant .... I'll kill you ..." said smiling jiggle.

"O-k," Robin said trembling.

"My little hands are too small😭😭" said the king waking up but soon after reappearing because  jiggles punched with a very strong punch.

After this everyone went outside the castle to play with the snow, the group of lavender and Sia came too, and blue boy was immersed in the snow and died frozen in there 😍



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