sonic slpet on the couch. thinking about tsupid things like love and ykissing. YUCK! He turnes to tails and is like "tails im borddededed" tails looks at him and is likie sigh" me too soniuc.." sonic is bored and hes like "LETS GO TO THE ARCADE!!" tails is happy and get sup and is like "YAY!" they open the door and see obama at the front door.. sonic is like" wha! obama! its so nic e to meet you!" obama is like "alright cut the act wheres my boyfriend" sonic is like "dont you have a wife" obmabma kicks sonic out the way and walks into their house. he goes under the stairs which has a basement and finds soup tied up with no pants on obama is like" SOUPO I FANILALLY FOUND YOU MY BELOVED" soup screamis but its muffled by the tape on his mouth. obama rips off the tape adn kisses him before he says anything. obama carrys him out the basement, stillkissing him and walks out the house, before leaving, he makes a gesture at sonic. Pointing at sonic and then pointing at soup and then runnign their finger along their neck. obama walks away. Sonic is like" Bruh. How did he find our sex slave." Tails says, "I dunno, Sonic. Maybe you should hide him better.." sonic walks out the house and hold stails hand and runs to the arcade in 1 second. "alrgiht tials werre here, do you have money for tokens?" tails is like" yeah lemme check my pocket"ttails checks his fur pocket but doesnt find anything "uhh sonic i thinki dropped it while you ran " sonic sighs and is like "Hey amy is over there lets ask her for money" sonic walks over to amy and pokes her on the back. amy turns aroudn supa fast and is like" omg sonic!" and she hugs him... sonic pushes her off and kicks her in the balls. "amy listen do you hav emoney. amy is like |"yaaaaaa but only if you do something for me..." sonic sighs and is like "inee wahat do you wankt" amy says " i want you to go kiss tails" sonic is like reeehee and says "ok for how much" amy takes out 1 dollar and says "1 dollar"... sonic is like" bruh thats not enof" amy sigsh and says "fine yoou can do one other thing for all my money" sonic is like "yes yes yes anythng" amy unzips her dress and seduces sonic "ahhhh!" sonic screams
