•chapter 1•

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(Lucy's p.o.v.)

LETS HANG THE JURY,
YOU SICK JUDGMENTAL FOOLS!
ILL BURY YOU SIX FEET DEEP 'CAUSE IM TIRED OF YOUR RULES!

I stumbled out of bed to go turn off my alarm clock. Wait. It's Saturday. Fuck. I could still be sleeping. Oh well. To late. I'm awake now.

After turning off my alarm clock I walk back over to my bed and check my phone. Three missed calls. Seven text messages. And one voice mail. Well damn I'm popular today.

I check my messages first. Four are from my best friend, Finn. One is from my mom. And the other two are from numbers I don't know. This happens a lot. Fans find my number from some where and try to talk to me. Some times I will reply and then other times they say some pretty creepy shit. So I just block the number. Any way...

From Finn-
Good morning weirdo! Can you hang out today?

From Finn-
Fine don't answer me. I see how it is.

From Finn-
WAKE UP BUTT FACE!

From Finn-
text me when you wake up.

Finn has been my best friend for as long as I can remember. He is 17. Just like me. He has pink hair and an emo hair cut. He is super tall. He is a total nerd.

From mom-
Hey sweetie! I had to leave for work super early so I just left some money on the table so you can buy some pizza or something for you and Luke later. Love you!!

My mom is amazing. I think of her as more of a best friend then a mom. She is always there for me and I can tell her anything.

Luke is my brother. He is 14. Like a normal brother he is super annoying.

If you are wondering about my dad, he left us when I was 11 and Luke was 8. He left my mom to take care of her two kids on her own. He left us for some hoe. I don't talk to him, and I don't want to. He has tried to contact me but I ignore him.

From random number-
Oh my gosh!!! Lucy!!! Is this actually your number?! Hi! I'm Lily!!! I love you so much! You have literally saved my life! I love your YouTube videos!

From other random number-
Hey.

I start replying to the messages I got.

To Finn-
Hey nerd! Wassup? And yea sure. You should come over! I'm borrrrrred! Oh yea and btw I'm not a butt face! Your a butt face! XD

To mom-
Hey momma! Thanks for the money. I shall spend it wisely. Love you! <3

To Lily-
Hey! Yep it's me. Love you too! Thank you for supporting me on YouTube!! Btw jw how did you get my number? c:

To random number-
Who is this??

After replying I go to my missed phone calls and I see that all of them are from the weird number that just said hey. Weird. Oh well.

After checking my phone i pugged it into my speakers and started to play the noises from heaven. Music! The first song that came on was I'm not a vampire by falling in reverse.

As I walk over to my closet I sing along with the song.

WELL IM NOT A VAMPIRE BUT I FEEL LIKE ONE! SOMETIMES!

I flip trough my shirts trying to find one.

SOME TIMES I SLEEP ALL DAY 'CAUSE I HATE THE SUN, LIGHT!

I pick out a v-neck shirt that is black. Then I take a pair of dark blue skinny jeans that have rips in them. And then I grab a red flannel to tie around my waist.

MY HANDS ARE ARE ALWAYS SHAKIN, BODIES AWAYS ACHIN, AND IN THE DARK IS WHEN I FEED! WELL I CAN LURE ANY WOMAN THAT I WANT TO IN MY BED. WITH ME!

I slip out of my jack skellington pajama pants and my tank top. And replace it with the v-neck, jeans, and flannel.

AND WHISKEY SEEMS TO BE MY HOLY WATER! MOTHERS BETTER LOCK YOUR DOORS AND HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS!

I started dancing around my room to the song.

IM INSANE!!! WELL I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES!!!! COURSING TROUGH MY VEINS. WHEN DID I BECOME SO COLD?!

I yelled out the song lyrics. God I love this song! I was to busy dancing and singing like an idiot to notice that Finn was standing in my door way with his phone in his hands recording the whole thing. But when I noticed I flipped!

"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW!!!" I yelled at him.

"NEVER!" He yelled in a fake British accent.

I stopped running after him. I just stood there and stared at him for a moment.

"Finn, I swear. Give me your phone or I will kick you so hard in the balls that you'll form a vagina and have a never ending period." As I said that I could see his facial expression change. I had scared him. Hehe. He slowly walked over to me and handed me his phone very slowly.

Once I had his phone I deleted the video. Then I figured sense I had his phone at the moment I would do something else also. I clicked on the twitter app. And this is what I posted on it.

@ Finnn_
God! I love Lucy soooooooooo much! She is such an amazing best friend! @ lucyfer__ oh yea and btw guys I love to eat poop.

I'm such a great friend!

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^^ look at all the little faces^^
Lol sorry I'm weird!
But hey you guyssss!!!
First chapter to my new book!!!
Soo happy!
I will write the next chapter either tomorrow or Saturday.
Hope you enjoy!!!!!!!!
Oh my gosh!! Soooooo happyyyy!
Love you guys!!
~Kenzie! <3

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