Hufflepuff Pranksters

Elay Blackheart slammed her History of Magic book shut startling her friends."That is it!" She yelled.

"What is 'it'?" Justin asked cautiously, wondering if Elay had finally gone 'round the bend.

Elay took a deep breath ready to go on a long rant."I have had it up to here with everyone in this damn school! Always saying that we're not smart enough, or brave enough, or cunning enough. Well, no more! We are going to do something so outrageous that everyone's view of Hufflepuff will change forever!"

Oh, yeah. She's gone crazy. Justin thought, slowly backing away from Elay.

Susan, who had been sitting quietly since Elay started yelling, asked "And how exactly do you propose we do that?"

Justin started to shake his head.''No! Absolutely not! I am not getting dragged into another one of your hair brained schemes."

Elay smiled wickedly."But Justin, wouldn't you just love to humiliate Malfoy and-"

Justin cut her off. "You had me at humiliate. Now what's the plan?"

Elay clapped her hands in triumph and said,"Weeell, I was thinking that we could open up the Chaos Book that we've been keeping since late first year and test out the pranks on everyone else. No one would know it was us of course. We could come up with code names so that they have something to call us. We won't stop pulling pranks until they realize that it's us. No one would ever dismiss a Hufflepuff ever again." She explained with an insane smile.

Susan grinned and nodded."I like it. As a bonus it will also get everyone's mind off of the dementors. I also happen to have the perfect prank to start with."

Justin sighed heavily and asked,"What have I gotten myself into?"

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Later that night, when everyone was asleep, Justin brought the Book of Chaos ,which held over a thousand prank ideas, down to the common room. When he got there Elay and Susan were already there mischievous smiles on there faces, made creepier by the fact that the fireplace shined over them. "Umm... do you mind not doing that? It's kind of creepy and it brings back nightmares. Like creepy pasta level nightmares." Justin said shakily.

"What's creepypasta?" Susan asked.

"It's a muggle thing," Elay answered,"Anyways do you have the book?'' She asked excitedly.

"Yeah. I have the book, but don't you think we should come up with code names first?" Justin asked.

"Fine," Susan said,"I think our group should be called Mayhem and I want to be called Charm."

Elay wrote this in the Book Of Chaos,"Okay, Mayhem and Charm, got it. I want to be called Sting, it sounds cool."

The two girls turned to Justin so he could give his code name."Onyx. My code name is Onyx."

Susan grinned. "With these names no one will ever suspect us."

"Very true. Now which prank are we going to pull first?" Elay asked.

"One of the very first pranks we've ever written." Susan said deviously.

Justin gasped. "You don't mean-"

Susan nodded with a smirk on her face."Exactly that one."

"They'll never know what hit them." Elay said.

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The next day when everyone went to the Great Hall for breakfast Mayhem bit their nails in anticipation, well, Elay and Susan did, Justin's nail biting was more out of nervousness.

In the Great Hall Professor Mcgonagall couldn't believe her eyes. There were chickens on the tables. Chickens in the Great Hall? Not to mention their feathers were house colors. Mcgonagall looked up. On the wall there was a message: We are Mayhem. Onyx, Charm,and Sting and you've just been pranked. We are the new pranksters of Hogwarts. Now you'll never escape us. We're here to keep you smiling and laughing. And to give the Professors headaches. Anyway, bye for now. Until next time. Peace People. Sincerely, Mayhem.

"WEASLEY'S, JORDAN!" Professor Snape yelled thinking it was them. Just what we need new Marauders. Snape thought sourly.

The Weasley twins and Lee were too busy looking at the feather and chicken covered table in awe. "Who did this?" George whispered to Fred and Lee.

"I was kind of hoping you knew." Fred whispered back.

Just then Hagrid came in panting. "The chickens are mis-" He stopped short of what he was going to say as he realized that the chickens were in front of him.

"I do believe that they have been found Hagrid." Headmaster Dumbledore said chuckling.

"I don't see how this is a laughing matter Headmaster." Professor Mcgonagall said sternly.

"Get over here you three." Professor Snape said pulling the Weasley twins and Lee by their ears.

"Detention with Filch for...." Professor Mcgonagall said her voice getting quieter as Mayhem walked away from the Hall.

"I can't believe we did that." Justin said in between laughing.

"I...I know!" Elay laughed.

Susan was rolling on the floor laughing and not able to speak at all.

After Elay stopped laughing she realized there was a bit of a problem. "Did you guys notice how quickly the Weasley twins and Lee Jordan were blamed?"

Susan frowned. "Yeah, that's not good."

Justin raised an eyebrow confused. "But isn't that a good thing? Remember the longer it takes them to figure it the more we can prank."

The two girls looked at Justin in shock. They never expected that Justin, of all people, would want to keep causing chaos. Elay willed up crocodile tears and started to fake sob. "Oh, Justin we have finally corrupted you. I'm so proud."

Susan giggled at her friends antics. "I guess you're right Justin. Besides it will probably take all year for them to find out. While we're anonymous we can get away with so much."

"Exactly." Justin said.

"Mayhem forever right?" Elay said sticking her hand in the middle of them.

"Right." Justin said firmly, placing his hand on top of hers.
"Of course! It's what we do." Susan said.

They all smiled. "Mayhem Forever!"

Whoa 1000 words exactly. So cool. Any ways this will be left as a one shot unless I get comments telling me to continue. Or if I'm bored. By the way in the note. Italics was Elay. Bold was Justin. Bold and Italics was Susan.
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