*Max stands on top of Fang as he swims*
Max: Muahahaha! Evil will strike again! Now that I've taken control over this beast, we will destroy that island and everyone on it once and for all, muahahahaha! Evil! Yes, shall wwe--
*Max gets hit by a cruise and flings*
*the cruise arrives on the island*
Sean: Ahhh, back on this gran ol' island, heh! Good to be bac--
*Max's chopped off head flies near Sean*
*DUN DUN DUUUUN!*
Sean: Jimmy cricket! What the hell!
*Max's soul flies out of the head into the sky whilst saying "Evil ..."*
Sean: What the shit man?! ... Arya did you touch those brownies on the yacht?
*ground shakes the most violently yet*
Sean: Alright yep, time to hurry this along.
*Michelle reunites with her long lost sister Stephanie outside of the cave*
Michelle: Stephanie ... You have no idea how happy I am to see you ... You've been gone for 4 years!
Stephanie: Has it been that long? Wow. I guess you really lose track of time when you're stuck on an island with no one to talk to but some kid who thinks he's evil.
Michelle: Haha oh my ... I can't believe it ... I've finally found you ... I knew you were still out there! I just knew it.
Stephanie: Michie it was so scary ... I had no idea if I was gonna survive. The cruise hadn't moved for a week, the crew didn't know what was happening.
Michelle: So how did you end up here?
Stephanie: My friends and I took a life boat and got the hell off of that thing.
Michelle: And what happened to them? Are they ... Dead?
Stephanie: ... Michie I'm not proud of a lot of the things I did to survive, so please don't judge me, okay?
Michelle: Steph of course, I'm just glad to see you but ... What happened?
Stephanie: Well, Ellie died of dehydration on the way here ... So Lauren and I ate her ... But then Lauren got sick and died right when we got her ... So I ate her too ...
Michelle: Oh my God, you ate your friends?
Stephanie: What would you do if you were stranded on a random island in the middle of the ocean with no food?
Michelle: ... I guess that makes sense ... And then you ran into Max?
Stephanie: Yeah I found him in the cave. This place was completely torched, so the food was scarce. He was already beginning to eat some guy named Zeke or something. So I befriended him.
Michelle: Wow ... Well at the end of the day, the only thing that matters is that you're alive and you're here ... And I'm gonna bring you back home.
Stephanie: Thank you so much Michie, I love you so much. What are you even doing here anyway?
Michelle: I took up this hosting gig since it paid well in hopes to earn enough money to find you.
Stephanie: You did that ... For me?
Michelle: I haven't stopped looking for years! Of course. I knew you were still out there.
Stephanie: You're the best big sister ever.
*In the boys cabin*
Jordan: Alright Jordan ... This is it. You've waited so long for this day, and you've finally made it. It's just like any other championship you've been in ... No reason to get nervous. All you have to do is win today, and it's over.
(C) Jordan: Right now, I've got to channel my inner football mentality. Ariana is the rival team that has given us fits all season long. But I'm the underdog team that knows that they can win it. All of the others who have fallen before me are like injured teammates. They should be here, but they can't. And therefore I'll win this for them. My man Sean, he shouldn't have gone so soon. I know he'll be cheering for me in the corner. Jesse sacrificed himself for someone who he really cares about and that shows heart. Iris didn't deserve to go out the way she did. She's a trooper and trusted Serena and I. Brent ... The team switch screwed us over, but he's a fighter. I could really use his wit right now. Blair ... The Trifecta alliance didn't last long but you were a key member. You were completely rigged out and it's not fair. Trevor, despite not knowing you for very long you were a great guy with a lot of passion. Serena ... I'm so proud of her. She should be here instead of Ariana. She's so amazing. And finally Milo ... My little brother from another mother ... Who was almost destroyed by the likes of Ariana. All of them will be in my mind when I go out there today and give it my all. This one's for all of you.
