*Ariana arrives at the top of the volcano and puts Krystal down*
Ariana: I did it! ... I did it! Hahaha! I made it to the top first! I beat a jock at his own game!
Krystal: Well I mean, you did have some help from me, but I'll let you have your moment.
Ariana: I'm finally gonna win! I'm gonna get all the money, the fame, the recognition I deserve! It's all gonna be mine!
Krystal: Great, great. Now go throw the football so we can leave.
Ariana: Right, hehe! The last stupid challenge I'll ever have to do! After I win this, I can force others to do challenges for me, haha!
*Ariana comes closer to the volcano*
Ariana: It's time, hehehe! I just can't wait to win this thi--
*Another football flies over Ariana*
Ariana: WHAT THE FUCK???!!!
*The football lands into the volcano*
Ariana: ... What. The. Hell. Just. Happened?!
*Serena and Jordan come over*
Jordan: I think what just happened is ... I WON, HEH.
Krystal: Damn, I honestly didn't see that coming.
Ariana: You ... No ... You didn't just ... No! No no no!
Everyone: Yes Jordan! Woohoo! Way to go!
Serena: You did it Jordan! You won! I knew you could do it!
Jordan: Couldn't have done it without ya Serena. Thank you ... I won! Haha! Sorry Ariana ... No I'm not.
Michelle: Congratulations Jordan! You have just won Total Drama Uncanny Isle! The million dollars is now yours!
Jordan: Heh, sweet! Thanks everyone for--
Ariana: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *echoes*
*Ground starts shaking very aggressively and fire starts coming out of the volcano*
Michelle: Well ... Looks like this thing is about to erupt.
Chefette: Fml, thanks Ariana, you dipshit.
Ariana: All my hard work ... All my time and energy ... I poured all of myself into this stupid game and I lost? And I get no money?!
Krystal: You got your attention though, wasn't that what you wanted--
Ariana: No! I need it all! I needed everything! This can't be happening!
*Ground shakes even more aggressively*
Jordan: Uhhh, should we get off this now?
Michelle: ... Yeah. I'd say that's a smart idea. Everyone, let's go! Gah!
*Everyone runs except Ariana*
Ariana: What? No! I'm not letting a stupid volcano ruin my moment! I deserve this!--
*Ariana is the only one left at the top*
Ariana: All of you stop! Stop it!
*Ground shakes most aggressively yet*
Ariana: ... Okay wait for me! *runs*
*Lava starts spilling out of the volcano*
*Everyone gets on the cruise including ManBearPig carrying the baby and it sails*
*The island sinks*
*On the cruise*
Michelle: Wow ... Wasn't that just convenient timing?
Chefette: Fml, #PredictableEnding.
Michelle: Well, let's go inside and make sure everyone is accounted for. I don't want any lawsuits on my hands.
Chefette: I hope a certain someone is missing, fml.
*Inside the cruise*
Chefette: Fml, everyone's here. Great.
Michelle: Perfect! No lawsuits, and no deaths!
Stephanie: I'm so happy to be off that hell island and back to normal life with my sis ... So sayonara uncanny isle!
Jordan: And I got my money, heh. I seriously can't believe it ...
Sean: You earned it bro, heh. Knew you could do it! Atta boy!
Ariana: It should be mine! -- Wait a second! Fan favorite! Who is it? Is it me?! It better be!
Michelle: Oh, right! Almost forgot about that.
Chefette: How could you forget when we got a record number of votes? Fml. Over 340 trillion.
Michelle: Haha, my bad, my bad. The top three vote getters were Serena, Milo and Trevor. But the winner won by just one vote!
Trevor: Oh man that's so cool! ... But my name is Lil Nugget.
Michelle: The winner is ... Milo! Congrats, you won $25,000!
*Emotional music*
Milo: Actually? ... I ... Won the fan favorite vote? This must be some kind of mistake.
Michelle: Nope! You won buddy! Congratulations!
Jordan: I knew that once you finally unlocked your potential, then you would get a lot of fans and friends. Congrats bud!
Milo: Wow ...
*Milo smiles for the first time in his life*
Milo: So this is what happiness feels like ...
Brent: So Michelle, what's next? Not another season, I suppose? ...
Michelle: Oh heaven's no. We were only greenlit for three seasons to start off with. Besides, I think my time here as a host is done.
Penny: Awww really? But you're like the best host ever Michelle!
Michelle: Hehe, thanks Penny. But sadly I think I'm gonna call it quits.
Lizzie: Well good luck in whatever you do next Michelle! Thanks for being a good host, unlike some other previous ones ...
Michelle: Aw, you're welcome Lizzie! Let's not get sentimental though, enjoy the ride home!
Sean: Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, my bro just won a million bucks, haha! Everyone cheer for Jordan on three! One ... Two ... Three!
Everyone: Woohoo! Congrats Jordan! Yay!
Ariana: Screw this! You should be cheering for me! Meee!!!
Ray: How about ... No.
